jess

coffee slinger @ quills | horror queen | she/they

[jess @beeetlexjuice]

just ruined my life!!! (took a nap from 6pm to 8pm)

[jess @beeetlexjuice]

sam claflin 🫶🏻

[jess @beeetlexjuice]

can’t wait to go home and play breath of the wild

[adam @brokeangeI]

don’t confront me about anything i’ll play dead

[cay @koralinadean]

………😭

[jess @beeetlexjuice]

i wish i could buy one single cigarette

[Brit 🖤 @mothmandalorian]

me when I realize I’ve been infodumping for twenty minutes and everyone is sick of me https://t.co/kNoIRdmxfI

[jess @beeetlexjuice]

had the best meal of my life last night and i fear i will never be the same

[i praydalor my sodakeep @almondtiddies]

i know in my heart of hearts that in the event of a zombie apocalypse i’m not doing any of that survival nonsense i’m going outside and dying expeditiously

[. @AoTWiki]

2 Years Ago

Mikasa’s Iconic Entrance

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Bitches (me) love to chit chat (overshare)

[jess @beeetlexjuice]

this my current favorite emoji 🧃 i want it tattooed on me thank u

[jess @beeetlexjuice]

my queen

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

Jennifer Coolidge’s speech was perfect:

“I had such big dreams as a young person, but what happens is they get sort of fizzled by life. Mike White, you gave me a new beginning, even though this is the end, 'cause you did kill me off. Even if this is the end, you changed my life”

[Conajam @conajam]

no better feeling than when you finish a good book & can finally eat the bookmark

[jess @beeetlexjuice]

crocheting, more cooking, the purchasing of vague gifts and small trinkets, wine in a coffee mug, early bedtime, etc

[jess @beeetlexjuice]

manifesting my grandma era for 2023