In college my roommate sent a letter to the Grizzly chewing tobacco company asking if they would give him a years supply of long cut wintergreen if he legally changed his middle name to “Grizzly”
They sent a letter back on company letterhead telling him to absolutely not do that
I need someone to run the numbers on the impact Hormuz is having on the smoked paprika market cause with these prices my food will be tasting like an all white family cookout