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[peace frog @beefcanoe]

Hypothetical nightmare: I'm 45. I sell Mary Kay cosmetics. All of my children's names rhyme with each other. The family dog has cancer.

[peace frog @beefcanoe]

Hello I’m back. Elon won’t continue to scare me away from this cursed app!!!

[peace frog @beefcanoe]

@brianmcdinosaur @whinnietheboo And his band is playing at The National tonight!

[annalisa @wasabisnoooters]

Ovulation week vs period week

[peace frog @beefcanoe]

Have you ever looked inside your cat’s ear and thought…yeah I’m never doing that again

[peace frog @beefcanoe]

@FearedBuck Very normal movie theater outfit

[Ana Mostarac @anammostarac]

Asking what happened when I actually already know every detail from my network of rats

[peace frog @beefcanoe]

Nothing brings me quite as much joy as seeing a tumbleweed roll across a city street

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

Thread of movie scenes inspired by art 🧵

1. Shutter Island - Klimt's Kiss

[peace frog @beefcanoe]

Search prompted by me currently taking a bath with an ant

[peace frog @beefcanoe]

Dammit

[melissa broder @melissabroder]

telling my body to stop keeping the score

[Sinnoh🌙 @sinnoh_CEO]

bye

[peace frog @beefcanoe]

@womenpostingws Also saying that somebody with a bunch of surgery, fillers, and Botox has aged like fine wine is kinda like saying wow I love the way her hair has turned blue over time lmao

[peace frog @beefcanoe]

Im still gonna follow the rules, but I refuse to believe that not putting a little airplane setting on my phone during takeoff will somehow completely derail a 400,000 pound aircraft ????

[peace frog @beefcanoe]

Every child ever:
“it’s almost my birthday :)”

**birthday is five months away

[peace frog @beefcanoe]

Just got an email from my eye doctor warning me to be careful during the upcoming solar eclipse?

[peace frog @beefcanoe]

@coexistcowgirl @nightmarebeach Omfg

[peace frog @beefcanoe]

@GamewithDave None cuz I’m a Nintendo bitch

[peace frog @beefcanoe]

@neverendspiral This man looks like Pennywise but that is just my humble opinion