Mr. Bitches

I ate a rock from the moon

[Mr. Bitches @funhaver92]

I’m at the Burger King in Punxsutawney PA

[moncho @monchoidk]

man I just want gas the fuck does this mean

[S1dTR0tt3r147 @S1dTR0tt3r147]

#WorldCup

[Mr. Bitches @funhaver92]

They don’t want you to know about this combo

[Dotcom📟🌐 @Y2K_DOTCOM]

Game Boy Extreme Green (1998)

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

The + in LGBTQ+ represents mathematicians

[Mr. Bitches @funhaver92]

If I was a female magician my stage name would be Abracadeborah

[tasha @natashaunlocked]

this is how murakami writes female characters

[cory @coolmathgame_]

dentist after examining my teeth: [frowning] i don’t like this [taking his tools out of my mouth] i don’t like teeth anymore

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Crystal Palace Football Club.

[Mr. Bitches @funhaver92]

$6k for a typo seems like a lot

[Mr. Bitches @funhaver92]

Went to the thrift store the other day and someone had donated a bunch of 60-70’s pulp sci-fi - nothing super notable but some great covers. Copped the Texas one because the cover is wild

[Mr. Bitches @funhaver92]

Cops should have to wear pacifiers

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

happy 20 year anniversary to this aol search log

[Mr. Bitches @funhaver92]

We’re doing calculations on the big screen, roll thru

[paige @BonerWizard]

I wish they hadn’t made the car fly at the end of Grease

[Mr. Bitches @funhaver92]

Getting these but not for my chest

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

4000cc breast implants

[alex @vaudevillehook]

Now if I were the clit where would I be…