Del Holzer

That's no moon. It's a space station. Tweets are my own, not a reflection of any corporation.

[Del Holzer @beefexpert]

@Avis bought roadside assistance and full coverage in Italy. Had a flat tire. Undriveable. Roadside assistance picked up the car and left us on the roadside with low to no cell signal. Can’t get a response for help. Stranded with no help from Avis. What to do?

[SEC Numbers Guy @secnumbersguy]

Texas vs Oklahoma - Since 2000

Wins:
-Oklahoma 271
-Texas 236

National Championships:
-Oklahoma 1
-Texas 1

Conference Championships:
-Oklahoma 14
-Texas 3

Heisman Trophy Winners:
-Oklahoma 4
-Texas 0

Head to Head:
-Oklahoma leads 17-10

[Del Holzer @beefexpert]

@CityofEdmond no water pressure in north Edmond on Thanksgiving? We pay too much for water to have this happen. No thanks from me.

[NBA @NBA]

The @okcthunder are the 2024-25 NBA Champions!

[Del Holzer @beefexpert]

@AmericanAir you are consistent. You botched our 37th anniversary flight to kauai yesterday. Now you left our luggage in LAX. Another day screwed by AA!

[Del Holzer @beefexpert]

@AmericanAir Sent.

[Del Holzer @beefexpert]

@AmericanAir it has been 8 years since I flew your airline due to poor service. Decided to try again for our 37th wedding anniversary trip to Hawaii. You couldn’t get the plane out of the hanger in OKC? Now we are on itinerary #4 due to the others getting cancelled and delayed.

[Del Holzer @beefexpert]

@georgiaballgolf So good! Thanks for sharing!

[Del Holzer @beefexpert]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Carlie Jo @cupofcarliejo]

What nipples 😇

[Ground Pounder USMC @McLovinUSMC1]

I'd like to introduce you to Delbert, the newest greeter at Walmart in Chicago. 😳

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

Corporations during Black History Month

[Carlie Jo @cupofcarliejo]

Awe

[Del Holzer @beefexpert]

NFL Network sucks. Below average for sports broadcast.

[Oklahoma Golf @OU_MGolf]

🏆 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 𝟐 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊 🏆

For the second year in a row, the Oklahoma Sooners are champions of the Big 12!

#BoomerSooner ☝️⛳

[Del Holzer @beefexpert]

@CaddieNetwork Ben Hogan.

[Del Holzer @beefexpert]

@PGA 1986 ping Anser blade.

[Del Holzer @beefexpert]

@HenryLouisGates That suit you’re wearing is beautiful. Great show. First rate.

[Del Holzer @beefexpert]

@CityofEdmond What about last Friday?