Beeg Martin

[Beeg Martin @beegmartin]

@mmpadellan ...sup.

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[Beeg Martin @beegmartin]

@mmpadellan Why attack the messenger and not the message? Oh ya.

[Beeg Martin @beegmartin]

Wife: No. Me: But it's got Dancing Fingers. Wife: My foot is about to be up your ass kicking field goals. @ Puyallup, Washington https://t.co/w26JMO9rP9

[Beeg Martin @beegmartin]

A South Pierce County Cairn. A step up from a Barcolounger strapped to a dolly. @ South Hill, Washington https://t.co/oDrFjCfSsn

[Beeg Martin @beegmartin]

@DonnaDlm71 Yep, a total dick...probably with small hands.

[Beeg Martin @beegmartin]

@saraearleart And I apologize for the fart joke.

[Beeg Martin @beegmartin]

@DonnaDlm71 Tasty beverages!! It's fun to have a variety, though not all in one night.

[Beeg Martin @beegmartin]

It's a rear window snow angel. Look, if I had longer arms I wouldn't have been the third string goalie. @ Wolf Creek, Utah https://t.co/l39gxtsSkS

[Beeg Martin @beegmartin]

It's a mailbox...and probably one that doesn't like bills. @ Liberty, Utah https://t.co/C2xEijnqge

[Beeg Martin @beegmartin]

I guess the trucks don't have wings? @ Ogden, Utah https://t.co/MExV7xQKdu

[Beeg Martin @beegmartin]

@TheBillPost @jimmykimmel https://t.co/gKiUwfO5dy

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Republicans: “Late night hosts these days make fun of Donald Trump too much! Johnny Carson would never do that!”

Johnny Carson: *literally does jokes about Trump evicting people from their homes*

[Beeg Martin @beegmartin]

It's beginning to look a lot like...oh crap, did I bring the tire chains? @ Ogden, Utah https://t.co/MSbQIhwfkJ

[Beeg Martin @beegmartin]

It's called Polygamy Porter and it's yummy. Why yes, I am in Utah right now. @ Moab, Utah https://t.co/2LbUWsu1io

[Beeg Martin @beegmartin]

Hammer Time. @ Delicate Arch Trail https://t.co/9Dx6tEXOy8

[Beeg Martin @beegmartin]

Wife: If you take a picture of me while I'm sweaty from this hike you'll found out fast you can reach the bottom of the canyon. Me: Cropping order received. @ Delicate Arch https://t.co/nP5AvDXVbB

[Beeg Martin @beegmartin]

Just a warning that the World Famous Clown Motel might not be filled with shiny happy people. @ Clown Motel, Tonopah, NV https://t.co/kov3wj6Q87

[Beeg Martin @beegmartin]

Nope...nope. @ Mesa, Arizona https://t.co/QpFd7iT9Lh

[Beeg Martin @beegmartin]

I made this shirt just to stand on this corner. @ Winslow, Arizona https://t.co/bWrlDaAigH