Brittany

One of my strongest skills is precise GIF selection.

[Brittany @beehouck]

Just overheard my 5 y.o. say "Safety third!" while playing, and if that doesn't describe kids, I don't know what does.

[Brittany @beehouck]

@SamsClub Oh! Thank you! I hadn't heard about the recall.

[Brittany @beehouck]

@SamsClub Have your Member's Mark Unscented Baby Wipes been discontinued? I have not been able to find them in store or on the app, only the scented. The unscented are my favorite wipes to use for my kids for many reasons, but I need unscented due to their sensitive skin.

[Brittany @beehouck]

@ellencoole Good for you! You have to eat what you need for breastfeeding. Your body is working hard to feed that baby!

[Brittany @beehouck]

@FarmBureauLawn @youngthegiant @FitzAndTantrums @ruoffmusicenter Are seats assigned at Ruoff? We are going with friends, but we all bought GA tickets...

[Brittany @beehouck]

@ellencoole You've got this! It is totally exhausting. Take it one day at a time. Get as much sleep as you can during the day. Let the housework slide and ask for all the help. It gets better. But it's really stinking hard at first. ❤️

[Brittany @beehouck]

@WOW_WAY Yes, I will, thank you

[Brittany @beehouck]

@WOW_WAY this is the third time in three days that our internet has been down for hours per day. Are you having problems in Newburgh, IN?

[Brittany @beehouck]

@with_love_becca Ok, when you finish the series, search for"A Very Potter Musical" on Youtube. It features pre-Glee college student Darren Criss, my favorite interpretation of Malfoy, and songs that will be stuck in your head for days. Oh, and there's a sequel.

[Brittany @beehouck]

You know the great thing about opinions? They can change.
#beopenminded

[Brittany @beehouck]

Got a new phone a few weeks ago and finally logged back in to Twitter. 🤷

[Brittany @beehouck]

Marie Kondo: adding more items to the list of things your husband can't fold correctly.
#konmari

[Brittany @beehouck]

Well, I decided to watch Love Actually today... My four year old walked in on one of the naked scenes. 🤦🤦

[Azzip Pizza @AzzipTweets]

Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Mother Nature.

[Brittany @beehouck]

Apparently my 36 week pregnant hormones can't handle the airplane scene in The Incredibles. Disney/Pixar, you did it again. #weirdreasonsmomiscrying

[Brittany @beehouck]

Had a small party for my son's birthday yesterday, so today I get to play, "Where did I hide all of our shit?"
#momlife

[musk sucks trump 🐓 @fortbirthday]

Living in the land of gaining no followers unless I show up on someone’s #ff so in the spirit of paying it forward
@myrewardinglife
@Thoughts_Parsed
@PedersenAhmed
@chessrice
@dadbits
@threetimedaddy
@TweatingForTwo
@saltymamas
@PerkPackMom
@ijstwnnfnshmy
@snarkymomtobe

[Azzip Pizza @AzzipTweets]

The original name for the "Fall Festival" was the "Half Mile Ope Festival" but it was too long for the banner 😢 RT to spread awareness and keep our history alive.

[Brittany @beehouck]

@fortbirthday 🤣 heck yes.

[Brittany @beehouck]

I'm "I pull a Mister Rogers and change into tennis shoes when I get home" months pregnant.