Brett

Random words from a massive dork.

[Brett @beej_75]

@ewaudreyhorne She wasn't acting right there. She was legitimately holding back a well-earned sobbing. Which is what makes it even better, and her even more awesome.

[Brett @beej_75]

@optus is there a mobile data issue around the Heidelberg Heights area?

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@ArnottsBikkies what's going on here, straight outta the Salada packet.

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@maggiepies2010 @Aussie_BB I'm guessing yes. It's down here for me too. Their phone line is constantly engaged for past half hour. Their website "current outages" is a bit confused too.

[Brett @beej_75]

@Aussie_BB so, if I have no internet connectivity, and your "Current Outages" page lists an unscheduled outage 'currently' occurring in the future (today is the 9th, it's listed as 10th), and your call centre is constantly engaged ... I assume all is not well?

[Brett @beej_75]

@Casey 426 lines of HTML for 5 hyperlinks. Round of applause to the page code generation functionality of whatever webhosting service you're using.

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@JamesSACorey Wait ... the book ending? Or the show ending? Cos I'm almost certain we'll be seeing Books 7 - 9 adapted at some point in the future, once y'all have had a well-earned break.

[Brett @beej_75]

@TG72226898 @MartinFoleyMP Bear in mind, such fines and prison terms are less about: "What can I expect if I'm caught?" and more about: "Wow! OK ... I'll really think twice before making the really, really bad decision to do something so stupid and potentially harmful to others."

[Brett @beej_75]

@JoshFrydenberg Maybe try to quit whingeing and do something positive, inspiring, uplifting, or otherwise good for the country you've got a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to help shape.

[Brett @beej_75]

@DonaldJTrumpJr @AOC The whooshing sound you hear is the point sailing above your head, Donald.

[Brett @beej_75]

Hey @usps any idea why my item went from New York to Tokyo to Sydney to Tokyo to Sydney? Also ... is it about to go back to Tokyo? And if so ... is it stuck in an infinite loop?

[Brett @beej_75]

@ClareBowditch No drama, llama.

[Brett @beej_75]

@ewandaley @DanielAndrewsMP Thanks @ewandaley ... now we can breathe a little again. Love the Ewan Daley handle by the way.

[Brett @beej_75]

@DanielAndrewsMP can you please clarify whether it's one or two parents are essential workers to access childcare? Last year it was one, after you first said two. You recently said two for this lockdown, but apparently a minister has said one. It'd be great to know tomorrow 👍

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@Overthisshit25 @bach_mp Oh I agree - It is bullshit that an elected member of parliament thinks the current lockdown is 'utterly unwarranted'. I don't know why they don't come up with something original to say instead of just the opposite of whatever the government says. Lame.

[Brett @beej_75]

@CJ687072 @bach_mp Control of what?

[bracing for conspiratorial response]

[Brett @beej_75]

@KLeesSpace @michaelobrienmp He didn't actually die from Covid. He is listed in the results because he died while Covid positive. It doesn't mean I don't agree with you about Michael O'Brien being a jackass for politicising the closing of playgrounds. Just saying it's good to check facts.

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@JeremyB60093400 @michaelobrienmp All outbreaks start with one infected person. D'you know when is the worst time to find out the percentage you're asking about? The answer is: After it's greater than zero.

[Brett @beej_75]

@adambsilver @cjforms Sorry for the grave dig but ... great article. You should have a word with Google's Chrome (or Chromium) dev team: