Brynn Dew

Zorp is dead. Long live Zorp. ✌🏻

[Brynn Dew @beemarie33]

“Nora Ephron is doing what she’s doing. She’s killing it. She’s just not killing enough people” - my best friend @carolineemac17

[Lars-Johan Larsson @LarsJohanL]

National Geographic Picture of The Year. Black images are shadows of zebras. Zoom in and you will see zebras.

[Brynn Dew @beemarie33]

Wait I just said “it gives me the ick” on a work call… 😳

[Brynn Dew @beemarie33]

I’m reeeeally craving a caesar salad and now I’m questioning if I’m actually doing ok.

[Chicks in the Office @ChicksInTheOff]

BRITNEY IS FREE #BritneySpears

[Brynn Dew @beemarie33]

proud, em. very proud.

[em @emmcrts]

I’ve gone viral on Harry Styles tiktok not once but twice and I really don’t know if I should be proud or embarrassed

[Brynn Dew @beemarie33]

sometimes, you’re a mature adult. and sometimes, you get this.

[Brynn Dew @beemarie33]

i’m watching old seasons of Drag Race and if I don’t stop soon, adams is going to make me pay him $5 every time I tell him to sissy that walk

[Brynn Dew @beemarie33]

I am so tired of tomorrow and it hasn’t even happened yet

[TWLOHA @TWLOHA]

Your darkness does not define you. You are so much more than the heaviness you carry.

[sheldon @wordsmidt]

why is kissing someone’s cheek so awkward — it’s way too intimate. i’d rather be slapped

[Brynn Dew @beemarie33]

#FreeBritney

[Natalie Negrotti @NataliaNegrotti]

What the world did to @britneyspears breaks my heart #FramingBritneySpears #FreeBritney

[Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking]

Britney Spears was untouchable and then men did what men do and broke all the rules and got their hands all over her

Moral of the story: I love Britney, I hate men

[Brynn Dew @beemarie33]

also I am very invested in major and champ and I want blue to be their best friend so then I can be besties with dr. biden.

[Brynn Dew @beemarie33]

I don’t know why, but the matching potus and flotus ig accounts are giving me life.

[Brynn Dew @beemarie33]

It’s a sad and backwards day when the VP does more than the President...

[People @people]

Pence Calls on Rioters to Leave Capitol, Threatens Prosecution — Which Trump Has Not Done https://t.co/wad2Qma5vM

[Brynn Dew @beemarie33]

guys why were MZ bangs in during the 1810s?

[Brynn Dew @beemarie33]

like... this is me. On my wedding day. how? what? who let me get married?

[Brynn Dew @beemarie33]

I can’t believe I got MARRIED this year. Wtf?!