Schmatrick Bateman

Attorney | Spring chicken eater, ID’d as a ringleader

[Schmatrick Bateman @beencookindope]

@TalkinYanks Team won’t address its core issues because the GM doesn’t think they need to. GM doesn’t feel pressure because the owner won’t fire him. Owner won’t fire him because they’re childhood friends. Ownership will never change because it’s a family asset.

Yankees org is a cult.

[Schmatrick Bateman @beencookindope]

@sunraysunray Pretty much an instant vibe switch compared to the Charlie Kirk tribute last season, Lombard looked fantastic as well

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@jaycaspiankang All men are brothers (‘:

[Schmatrick Bateman @beencookindope]

@Kwyjibo40 @mrwaIkemd0wn @bigz78_ @espn @jeffborzello Not sure what your point is. You said Top 50, so I included teams in the Top 50

I didn’t stack things to support an argument because I’m not making an argument. I’m pointing out that you’re saying things that aren’t based in reality

Good luck to you and your team next season

[Schmatrick Bateman @beencookindope]

@mrwaIkemd0wn @bigz78_ @Kwyjibo40 @espn @jeffborzello Sure, but it’s not like we live in a world where that rule is strict.

Zel played only 41 minutes over 12 games his freshman year. Petitioning for that to be treated as a redshirt is less controversial than 25 year olds getting whatever waivers they want over the last few years.

[Schmatrick Bateman @beencookindope]

@bigz78_ @Kwyjibo40 @espn @jeffborzello Yeah, one of the most stacked teams in school history returning with the only difference being a big improvement at one of the starting guard spots and more plus shooting coming off the bench.

It’s insane that people think this team being preseason number 1 is a hot take

[Schmatrick Bateman @beencookindope]

@TheCruShow @Kwyjibo40 @espn @jeffborzello Euro shooters nobody has heard of to play like 10-15 minutes and make shots are exactly what the team needed though

[Schmatrick Bateman @beencookindope]

@PurpStickyRice @Y_reischer @sethsurrett2 @TalkinYanks Right? We should just listen to that guy and never call up a player from the minors again, because sometimes they don’t pan out. Maybe abolish the entire farm system actually. Pretty smart

[Schmatrick Bateman @beencookindope]

@Chimpnouts @reldrago @TalkinYanks Oh wow people on the idiot app and the moron website are saying a certain thing, guess that makes it true overall.

[Schmatrick Bateman @beencookindope]

@Shohater67 Game is on Prime tonight, not YES

[Schmatrick Bateman @beencookindope]

@DallasCroob @Valo71220029 @45PedroMartinez Ohtani didn’t play the field but in ‘24 stole 50 bases and in ‘25 started 14 games pitching.

“Yordan is a DH, but so is the guy who’s an incomparable anomaly in the history of the sport” isn’t a good argument.

Yordan is amazing, but I doubt he keeps up Bonds numbers through 162

[Schmatrick Bateman @beencookindope]

@UFLORIDAJOE @nwblackmon Boogie should not be prioritized. Way too inconsistent of a player for what his asking price likely will be.

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@nosnibor1 @FloridaBBHour This guy gets it

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@Masterflip_ all men are brothers

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@MNahstoll @KentuckyRoots @_PatrickSimpson 25-22 Florida this century, but I know how much Kentucky fans love talking about how dominant they were when black players weren’t allowed to play.

Enjoy your new era of being a mediocre SEC team

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@ilovetoddgolden @FloridaBBHour I certainly hope not

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@wlhartman82 @dsonoiki All of these uniforms are so beautiful , what an era

[Gene Parmesan @dsonoiki]

Nobody understands the bond between a boy and the volume-scoring, shot-chucking guard he watched when he was younger

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@fishercatMaine @ferrreiracom3r @missmayn “IF unselfish, childish people HAD been in charge” as if that’s not what happened.

WW2 generation created an era of unprecedented security/stability. Boomers pissed it away by hoarding everything they could and claiming they earned it.

Can’t wait for them to be all gone.