Beerdsly

A guy who does things.

[Beerdsly @beerdsly]

@neiltyson A doctor, an epidemiologist, and a scientist walk into a bar...

Just kidding, they know better.

[Beerdsly @beerdsly]

@docsmooth I wasn't going to post a picture of the customs officer patting me down, there's a reason why you get a private room.

[Beerdsly @beerdsly]

Hello, Hawaii. Check! That would be 50 states down, zero to go. #beentheredonethat

[Beerdsly @beerdsly]

I will spend 42 hours of my life stuck in March 15, 2016, and 25 of those hours will be on a bus or plane. #funtravelfacts

[Beerdsly @beerdsly]

@docsmooth No b/c my storage is costing me $0. But I have been keeping an eye on prices for cargo cruises. Like this https://t.co/01JlUhW7I1

[Beerdsly @beerdsly]

@SparkNZ Does your Socialiser extra work with FB's Paper app yet, or is it still unsupported?

[Detroit Red Wings @DetroitRedWings]

#ScareMeIn3Words Kronwall was here

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If you removed all the arteries, veins, & capillaries from a person's body, and tied them end-to-end, the person will die.

[Beerdsly @beerdsly]

Do you think they'll be drinking in Wisconsin tonight? #wisconsinvskentucky

[Beerdsly @beerdsly]

I think basketball is short for "The longest (timeout) 5 mins (timeout) you will (timeout) ever (timeout) exp-(timeout)-erience." #FinalFour

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

You’re curious -- I can feel it. How many digits of Pi before the numerals 0123456789 appear in sequence? 17,387,594,879

[Beerdsly @beerdsly]

I got my first exam back today. I got 106%, but I found an error on the answer key. After pointing that out to my prof I ended up with 110%.

[Beerdsly @beerdsly]

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

[Beerdsly @beerdsly]

If a woman asks you, "Are women too emotional?" Just walk away. Walk. Away.

[Beerdsly @beerdsly]

I love the irony of Time Warner telling me I can check the status of my internet outage on their website. #facepalm

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Reflections on what became my most retweeted tweet: https://t.co/hlEH6B3eYU

[Beerdsly @beerdsly]

"The margin of errer," he writes on the board...

I'm glad you're a math professor.

[Beerdsly @beerdsly]

My professor said, "My suggestion for the weekend..."

I don't know where she was going because I stopped paying attention at that point.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I don't call your name when I'm forging new stars from nebulae, so please don't call Mine when you're fucking.