Robert Auch

I work: IT Sec. I travel: maybe soon. I am: human (he/him).
You're not a Social Media Expert until you can find me on libera.
[email protected] & coso

[Robert Auch @docsmooth]

My most-used excuse: "my requirements are awful."
"Why do that, when you can...?"
"Why use that horrible hack!?"
"Why are you flying coach?"

[Robert Auch @docsmooth]

@vopnews there is a leak bubbling up from the street on the 700 block of South ridgeland, new since around 5pm today.

[Robert Auch @docsmooth]

@DeathByOrca Old Fashioned's in Boston with my mom's younger brother, so I definitely got the non-rink ice quota in. Cheers!

[Robert Auch @docsmooth]

@inthefade ooof, shitty, sorry.

[Robert Auch @docsmooth]

@hellNbak_ Bring your gear and tell me where you're staying and I'll tell you which skates are available for drop in

[Mike Savage @MikeSavageHFX]

Good Morning. After a day of ups and downs in the fight against this monstrous fire, I know our Community shares my intense gratitude for those working the front lines and all who support them. And we share intense grief for those who have suffered losses. The fight continues.

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

I spent time researching this attack and the individual who did it. I wanted to understand, but in the end, I could not find a logic.

Only suffering

[Robert Auch @docsmooth]

I hung up from a 4-hour call with a customer in Perth, and within 2 minutes Tkachuk finished that game. Thanks for waiting for me, guys? #StanleyCup

[Robert Auch @docsmooth]

@ATTHelp I've been waiting on you all to reply in the DMs since Friday.

[Robert Auch @docsmooth]

Goddamnit @ATTHelp how can you make NTP so difficult to get working? https://t.co/AXS6KkqfeU
Ok, that makes sense, so how do I get accurate time on your network? What's the internal, properly-configured NTP host you provide?
"If we disable DMZPlus mode on YOUR router.." what??

[Robert Auch @docsmooth]

@dino2gnt $0.26 / mbps is the going rate around my house, if you don't use a niche provider. And that seems to be the deal: get poor speed and good features (but terrible tech support) or fast speed and terrible features and terrible tech support.

Terrible tech support I can handle

[Robert Auch @docsmooth]

Seriously, is it seriously to much to ask for a 300mbps home Internet provider to give you an actual passthru connection to your own router?
Yes, I'm in the USA and know this is impossible for non business class costs. >:-{

[Robert Auch @docsmooth]

@ATTHelp And now the router you sent me has 0 pieces of information which match the sticker. Wifi name, password, access code... All wrong. And a 1 hour callback time for an open case.

[Robert Auch @docsmooth]

@ATTHelp I dunno, maybe publish an NTP server along with your DNS servers as basic network services an ISP should provide?

[Robert Auch @docsmooth]

@hellNbak_ I just bought Bauer 3x pros and I love how they feel but I can't get over my toes far enough yet. Hoping it's just a lacing/breaking in problem

[Robert Auch @docsmooth]

@hellNbak_ Keep it up! although I agree, the late skates *suck*... I'm starting to look at 6ams instead. How do you like those AS-Vs? look pretty new?

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/yZJFd1RxbO

[Robert Auch @docsmooth]

@DeathByOrca That's why I just stuck with steak.

[b-boy bouiebaisse @jbouie]

here’s my case for building more trains: choo-choo goes fast

[Robert Auch @docsmooth]

@CubicleApril Actually thinking about it for a7 hour drive today, I think it's about flow control. A script has a straightforward flow from start to finish, but a program will not.

This https://t.co/bY6qkl5kg3 is 3000 lines, but has a single purpose and very straight flow

[Robert Auch @docsmooth]

@CubicleApril Single purpose vs. multipurpose AND not compiled.