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Couldn’t we just solve this problem by having Drake bet on Tech and Ted Cruz show up at their games so they go 0-11?

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Big 12 athletic directors held a spirited call Tuesday with commissioner Brett Yormark, making it clear they are united around the notion that Texas Tech QB Brendan Sorsby should not be eligible for next season. https://t.co/xln3kUusVp

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@JustinMoris @johnsemley3000 But cursed when he bets on it.

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@uscfan981 Can I just cut one so he doesn’t attack women?

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@ChrisParry There's clickbait and clickhate.

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@CeeHawk Welp, I guess Pete Rose and the Baseball Hall of Fame are back on the table now.

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@ClayTravis Welp, I guess Pete Rose and the Baseball Hall of Fame are back on the table now.

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@nypost Welp, I guess Pete Rose and the Baseball Hall of Fame are back on the table now.

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@AdamSchefter Welp, I guess Pete Rose and the Baseball Hall of Fame are back on the table now.

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@ProFootballTalk Welp, I guess Pete Rose and the Baseball Hall of Fame are back on the table now.

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@AlbertBreer Welp, I guess Pete Rose and the Baseball Hall of Fame are back on the table now.

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@MySportsUpdate Welp, I guess Pete Rose and the Baseball Hall of Fame are back on the table now.

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@PeteThamel Welp, I guess Pete Rose and the Baseball Hall of Fame are back on the table now.

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@MySportsUpdate Welp, I guess Pete Rose and the Baseball Hall of Fame are back on the table now.

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@PatMcAfeeShow Welp, I guess Pete Rose and the Baseball Hall of Fame are back on the table now.

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@PeteThamel Welp, I guess Pete Rose and the Baseball Hall of Fame are back on the table now.

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@espn Welp, I guess Pete Rose and the Baseball Hall of Fame are back on the table now.

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@naturebeauty760 It's a horse shit AI rendering of Vancouver. Why are you like this? Do you have no friends or people you could talk to?

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@HawkEmDownChris Beef Wellington.

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@Elevation_Pics I feel certain this facade is the 2400 Motel In Vancouver. Yes?

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