Britt Paulson

YOU don't get to say 'ginger'- that is OUR word! (literally my only joke)

[r. 🍦 @irobatzy]

happy birthday robert pattinson!! 🎈

[Vince Mpls @vincempls]

After the long hard winter in Minneapolis, this sunny cool spring is so spectacular it feels like mother nature is working overtime to elevate us.

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

This reader comment on a NY Times column where Ross Douthat ponders that maybe God is speaking to us through A.I. is an absolute fastball on the corner with movement, and deserves a column. "Lightening was once mysterious too; mystery did not make Zeus correct" is perfect.

[Britt Paulson @beeritttt]

I just watched two colorful birds fly into a flowering tree and there's nothing better than that

[Britt Paulson @beeritttt]

Do you ever think about who you would choose if you got a free pass to beat up one person in your life? I know who I'd pick

[Britt Paulson @beeritttt]

The hazard lights people are reaching new levels of stupidity because why did this guy put his on while he was filling up his gas tank

[Britt Paulson @beeritttt]

I've been holding this in for 20 years and I'm finally ready to say it: Andy's sweater is NOT cerulean, it's periwinkle

[Britt Paulson @beeritttt]

At work someone was not following the rules and arguing with me about it then pointed out that I was getting flushed so I snapped back AND WHY DO YOU THINK THAT MIGHT BE. My face is a living mood ring

[Britt Paulson @beeritttt]

@SketchesbyBoze Not phrases, but let's also throw out "kiddo" and "doggo" while we're decluttering

[Britt Paulson @beeritttt]

@aedison Except Alexander Skarsgard please

[Britt Paulson @beeritttt]

@nomodeath Alas...

[Britt Paulson @beeritttt]

If you're on the price is right, you bid 420 and laugh at your own "joke," then the prize ends up being $3000, you should have to peel off your yellow name tag and be escorted out of the studio

[Britt Paulson @beeritttt]

If you need chatgpt to order a drink from starbucks you're a fucking idiot and probably shouldn't be alive

[Britt Paulson @beeritttt]

@LibraryorDeath @bannedbreehwa @offmychestpass I walked in 5 minutes before showtime and got a $7 ticket to Superman on opening night in a gorgeous building, how can you beat that?? I love the Riverview

[Britt Paulson @beeritttt]

@bannedbreehwa @BrandonBeck4 I had two of the worst movie going experiences at the MOA theater in the past few years, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone

[Britt Paulson @beeritttt]

@bannedbreehwa I'm so glad you asked- Main Cinema next to the river when I can, get dinner or a drink on one of the patios next door first, or the Riverview because it's awesome. For chains, it's gotta be Emagine Willow Creek. AMC and Marcus are not pleasant experiences

[Dyl @DylfrmMN]

We may be the center of the universe.

[Britt Paulson @beeritttt]

@JakeRammos A Canadian would never put a gun to my head, so obviously not you

[Britt Paulson @beeritttt]

@GamewithDave Putt-Putt and Pep Balloon-o-rama

[Britt Paulson @beeritttt]

What if the stuff inside my lava lamp is alive