Zach Beeson

769,384th most popular poker player -hendonmob.com Harlem Globetrotter Alum

[Football Analysis @FBallAnalysisYT]

“He gets out of jail next week”

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN Sources: Offensive Player of the Year and Super-Bowl champion Jaxon Smith-Njigba reached agreement with the Seattle Seahawks on a four-year, $168.6 million contract extension that now makes him the highest-paid WR in NFL history. 

The deal averages $42.15 million per year, and includes over $120 million guaranteed, both setting records for any wide receiver.

The deal was confirmed by @WINSportsGroup.

[Zach Beeson @BeesonZJ]

Hey @YouTubeTV and @espn, fuck you both!

[Nick Schulman @NickSchulman]

Golfing with Ivey is just hundreds everywhere cart guy hundred, pro shop hundred, starter hundo, cart girl of course that’s 100 every time. Guy cutting the grass in a sombrero here you go my brother that’s for you lol hundo 🐐

[Zachary Krueger @ZK_FFB]

Jameis Winston’s first drive:

* 20-yard completion
* 19-yard completion
* 16-yard completion
* 12-yard completion

And a “I really have no idea where Jameis was throwing.”

We are so back, folks.

[Author Jameis1of1 @jameis1of1]

Every #NFL fan should band together & file a class action lawsuit to sue the NFL anytime JAMEIS WINSTON is healthy but not starting‼️

He has ALWAYS been absolute MUST-SEE TV‼️

Jaboo is a living legend😤

#Seminoles #Bucs #Saints #Browns

[Zach Beeson @BeesonZJ]

@acaseofthegolf1 Character list! @boozedavis

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Shut up Tony

[Zach Beeson @BeesonZJ]

@AdamSchefter Yes Adam we are watching the game too

[Vladimir Paclishchev @boozedavis]

Today’s round of golf sponsored by “My Massive Cock”

Channel 4 exclusive documentary reveals how men with exceptionally large penis suffer from discrimination and the embarrassment of people staring, to uncomfortable sex and even causing injuries to their partners.

[Zach Beeson @BeesonZJ]

@boozedavis 🥺

[Zach Beeson @BeesonZJ]

@ICuRaRook @PokerGO @NickSchulman And @PokerGO still shoves Norman chads annoying ass down our throats like it’s 2005 again

[Zach Beeson @BeesonZJ]

@AlaskaAir @JRODshow44 #FlightsWith44 16

[Zach Beeson @BeesonZJ]

@boozedavis Big John Rabung preached this message to the young men of Southcentral Alaska for decades. “You don’t go out for the big game on Friday without a little practice during the week.” (talkin cheating on your girlfriends, folks)

[KMart @KmartPoker]

I have entered the @wsop Main Event!

Giveaway based on my finish:

1st: $1,000,000
Final Table: $100,000
Top 100: $10,000
Cash: $2,500
Bust: $1,000

Retweet + follow me to enter

[Zach Beeson @BeesonZJ]

@NormanChad @RealKidPoker @tsarrast Go away Norm, your hacky ex wife and Maryland alum jokes have no place in modern poker broadcasts

[Zach Beeson @BeesonZJ]

@historyinmemes @boozedavis I think you should reach out about a round sponsorship

[Nick Schulman @NickSchulman]

One time I was playing with Ivey in some wsop event and I was getting a massage and realized I had no cash on me so I asked Phil to pay for it, get you back later, and without missing a beat he just gave her a 5k chip. "We at 5 Nick" "We are at 5" "No rush Nick 😀" "5"

[Zach Beeson @BeesonZJ]

@jaimestaples This doesn’t get brought up nearly often enough in those “best tweet of all time” threads

[Zach Beeson @BeesonZJ]

@NoLayingUp How long do we think they stalled on showing us that shot so they could throw together the highlight package of the last time he did it?