Literally Don Knotts

if you are reading this something has probably gone horribly wrong in your life

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@hecubian_devil These people all kvetch about Hillary bringing up the Russia thing and portray it as equivalent to Trump’s batshit 2020 conspiracies, but imagine if the polls/conventional wisdom had been that far off in the Democrat’s favor in 2016. Would ANY Republican would have accepted that?

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@PeterAPatriot @atrupar A supreme being put him here to discuss bowel movements with housewives

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@ReapthewhirlSL @SarahJa58058242 @mnolangray They have both kinds: registered nurse and meth dealer!

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@roddreher Why don’t you worry about elections in Hungary, where you reside? And while you’re at it, why not bathe?

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@GadSaad You belong to a primitive age of witch trials and the like, when evidence did not matter, when “this seems strange to me and it upsets me” was enough to conclude some nefarious forces must be at work. A primordial stupidity, shaking your primate fists at the sky.

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@WhereHasThisCol @ReubenR80027912 Nah, he absolutely lost the Iran war that he started. There will very very obviously, be no nuclear deal, no opening of the strait without payouts that will dwarf Obama’s “pallets of cash”. That sort of thing is a humiliating loss according to Trump, therefore he has lost.

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@PubliusCoScAf @ijbailey @CGasparino Yeah I mean kind of a huge deal if someone is using the world’s largest megaphone, the office paid for my the taxpayers, to spread an inflammatory lie, especially after it has caused violence. Blows my mind that anyone is blasé about this.

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@FellaHrx69 Mind boggling, it’s like someone enjoying the smell of shit

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@RSPardo117836 @MikeDrucker @atrupar Ok but if your brain is still working you don’t go around bragging about taking one of these tests

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@ZaidJilani If he was acting like Joe Biden, he would have said no when Netanyahu tried to commandeer the US military! We were in a much better place but you decided to pretend both sides are the same, and this is the result of your idiocy.

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@CathyYoung63 @RadioFreeTom It came from Dear Leader’s pen so it is a Brilliant Turn of Phrase!

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@baseballcrank @WillRiker2024 He says on an almost daily basis that every single Democrat electoral victory is solely due to voter fraud, as if are no real live registered voters who ever in any circumstance vote for a Democrat, and he used to be a Democrat! He doesn’t even understand his own perspective.

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@beyondreasdoubt Well aren’t you a peach! But if you truly do not think the average MAGA would have decried it as an apocalyptic disgrace if “Barack HUSSEIN Obama” presided over the 250th anniversary of America, you do not understand the way most Trump supporters think AT ALL.

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@itsBrettG @KevinKlawitter @agraybee Really? Did he win a low-turnout election in 2024 or did Kamala get more votes than Obama and Trump got even more because he is, sadly and shockingly, popular?

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@digging4fire @TomBevanRCP @JamesSurowiecki Yeah I mean Barbara Walters and the View also interviewed Corey Feldman, Oprah did an “interview” with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

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@TomBevanRCP @JamesSurowiecki “Everyone else” includes him going on Howard Stern and talking about what a “piece of ass” his own daughter was, so yeah, some kind of freak to be sure

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@baseballcrank @SarahLongwell25 Do you really think a Nazi who wanted to infiltrate American politics would determine posing as a socialist is the easiest route? Because off the top of my head I can think of a MUCH easier way to do it

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@jmstorck @SarahLongwell25 @billybinion @Evan_Rosenfeld But you would let Adam Hoffman “pick up” your son, now that Paxton put him back on the streets

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@_fat_ugly_rat_ Yeah! What could possibly give someone this impression, aside from the results of every previous Texas election and almost certainly this one?

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@GreenManalishi4 @KimberlySuth @hemantmehta @Acyn You ever hear how our doddering President sounds talking about literally anything? He thinks the noise from windmills causes cancer.