Beth Chungus

the music cured my disease

[Beth Chungus @beethperkins]

What’s the point of life if you can’t make fun of men?

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My boyfriend is a real-life bard

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@katechickens LOL it brings a tear to my eye

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Addicted to reading sad shit on Reddit and crying in public

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I want to say, openly on this platform, fuck elon musk. Thank you.

[love drops @lovedropx]

women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

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@6PackOfBeers You’re so right 🤦‍♀️

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@6PackOfBeers People HATE kari lake but are so ambivalent toward trump like….what

[Beth Chungus @beethperkins]

Next yeah for Halloween I need to be a GNOME.

Why the fuck have I never thought of this?

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@katechickens hahaha (I kid)

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stoner bf
alcoholic gf

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I’m really glad I shifted my attitude from being a hater. I was a hater with hater friends for a long time. Thank god I broke that cycle.

[Beth Chungus @beethperkins]

Parallel parking flawlessly while listening to Sabrina Carpenter 💅

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My bf referred to our relationship as the ultimate soft launch

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

Holy sh*t. Never seen an opening to a 60 Minutes as brutal as this one. They start by exposing all the “shifting explanations” from the Trump campaign, including not wanting 60 Minutes to “fact-check” and demanding an “apology” for Trump’s 2020 interview. Watch for yourself.

[Beth Chungus @beethperkins]

My favorite phone game is watching my bf’s location move as he’s driving back from Phoenix

[Beth Chungus @beethperkins]

I DIDNT KNOW THAT

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I better never hear someone say “expresso” ever again. There’s now no excuse to not know how to pronounce it.

[Beth Chungus @beethperkins]

@dieworkwear You haven’t seen those tik toks of 80s aesthetics set to that sax/synth music? Those take me somewhere.

[GalaxyZeinzVA @GalaxyZeinz]

me and my boyfriend if we were deer and i kissed my deer boyfriend