Dylan

employee of floptropica government • partnered

[ndr @NDR_lufc]

The UK right now:

[Dylan @beetleinbed]

hehe

[Dylan @beetleinbed]

my housemate emotionally abuses me when i spill drinks on the sofa cover

[gremgus @drawrlop]

i'm autistic and my special interest is my boyfriends ass

[Tia Billinger Shady Facts & Tea @bonniebluestann]

Realising I can just fist myself

[Dylan @beetleinbed]

who else not adhering to their SSRI medication

[KryssiKakes @joangasmic]

That f*g broke her 😭

[dgafasfuck @Zorraria]

Being more comfortable around women rather than men even though I'm a man

[˚࿔ 𝜗𝜚🫧 @nadersiee]

Me breaking into the writers room of #AHS13

[Patrick @manulbets2]

Just realized you can simply lie to the AI when it’s stressed about people not having official licensing files in their GitHub projects

[Dylan @beetleinbed]

@desert_ruin hang in there

[pigeon @pigeonisperfect]

coo

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

well we all knew these glorious utopian years we've had couldn't last forever

[Dylan @beetleinbed]

me after two days at work

[boy @boyunplugged_]

started dating a guy with a scat kink so I didn’t have to douche

[zach @mazzyyyyyyy]

her going “me when i pull the door handle and it shatters” has me in tears

[strap enthusiast @lndeedee]

im screaming he ate her up 😭😭

[ً @ImAVeteran_]

I’ll be like “I needed that laugh” and it’ll be something I said

[slice @sliceofheck]

Chest pains are a sign that you’re a good person and that things are going well