juju

Best person alive

[juju @beetrotchip]

@FriedBaddie @frostedchalamet

[juju @beetrotchip]

@FurlencoSupport I need to schedule pick ups for all my products and the app keeps glitching. I’m moving in two days and I need these products to get picked up ASAP. Pls help

[purpee’s princess 👑 @mouseabolition]

it’s just interesting that y’all never want to talk about how literal centuries of jokes about killing, raping & beating women— on & offline— might be what alienated women enough to start saying “kill all men” in the first place.

[Johan 🍉🇧🇩 @zay33zy]

It’s so funny that light skinned people are the same in every country

[juju @beetrotchip]

@L0SCH @soigomaa I actually read the report cited in the first graph, and not only does it NOT say that, it says the exact opposite. But continue making shit up, I’m sure it’s fun. Here’s the report- https://t.co/Y80e99Excu

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

An anti-war ad from a decade ago is going viral. Because the same wars keep happening-for the same interests, at the same cost, with the same lies

[Ron Shillman @shillman1]

Twitter has gotten so bad, I’m watching the news to get the news.

[RIP Elvis 8/16/1977 @Hound_Dog1956]

@comradesanchez Midwit slop. The end result of poptimism is the feeling that it’s transgressive even to point out dogshit prose

[Rob @jezfrompeepshow]

my adhd makes me a human vegetable and it’s humiliating…. like my unmedicated lifestyle is that of the grandparents on charlie and the chocolate factory

[juju @beetrotchip]

Doing my best to annoy my boyfriend during the match.
“They should smile more”
“it’s so nice of his wife to let him do this”
“what’s the point if none of them are hot”
have all done the trick!

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

I genuinely think the worst thing the internet did to reading was convince people that finishing books is a competitive sport. You don't need to read 52 books a year. You just need to read. Books you like. At your own pace. And think about them for longer than a TikTok video.

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

my boyfriend is way more domestically functional and generous than I am so i’ve had to start innovating new strains of feminist theory to maintain the upper hand. Recently came up with the term “weaponized competence”

[kb @ojvhteuhyhes]

my boyfriend does all the cooking, makes the bed every day, does the food shop.. i am his teenage son and he is my mother

[Rishav Sharma @rishav_sharma1]

15 years in power is not a short term.

It’s enough to build systems that actually work, clean cities, proper footpaths, effective waste management.

Yet we’re still living around garbage dumps and chaos.

We deserved better.

[Rishav Sharma @rishav_sharma1]

If your nation’s streets look like this and you are hosting AI summits, there is something extremely wrong with your priorities

[juju @beetrotchip]

If you were 20 during Covid you are still 20 now

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

If you were 20 during COVID you're 27 now

[Circe @vocalcry]

Big day for girls who read the graphic memoir 'Persepolis' in middle school

[juju @beetrotchip]

Thinking about my prof who used to have ten minute moratoriums on male student participation. What a time

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

Not subtle or micro but when I would teach writing classes and they had to set up like a shared drive or exchange their emails or something, I'd tell them to set it up but "the person who sets it up can't be a woman."

[n x d @nxd1979]

what every day feels like now

[Arnesa Buljušmić-Kustura @arnesa_kustura]

Social media really killed community and gatherings because of “the aesthetics”. Everything has to look perfect, have a fucking theme, and of course we must take 168300 pictures before, after, and during the gathering.

Enough!!! I wanna look ugly and have fun!