beth (broccoli stan)

apathetic dory

[beth (broccoli stan) @beetsbeetsbeet]

my fatal flaw is that i think i’m funny

[brianna @bunnyon1ine]

me and spongebob would laugh so much together

[beth (broccoli stan) @beetsbeetsbeet]

being avoidant highkey a lot of work

[Bodie @bodie9210472856]

Making people feel bad when I’m having a bad day makes me feel better :)

[beth (broccoli stan) @beetsbeetsbeet]

canmybitchassgetaniloveyou

[hannaheve @eviemoon44]

amber glenn i could give you a beautiful life. please message me.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Breakup Day.

[beth (broccoli stan) @beetsbeetsbeet]

who wanna be codependent in 2026

[beth (broccoli stan) @beetsbeetsbeet]

canmybitchassgetaniloveyou

[redacted @aquariusdays]

everybody these days is so scared to get a little corny. IT’S TIME TO GET ON THE COB!!!!!!!

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

[beth (broccoli stan) @beetsbeetsbeet]

I can do literally anything btw except maintain a stable relationship

[beth (broccoli stan) @beetsbeetsbeet]

let me be your mamdani

[beth (broccoli stan) @beetsbeetsbeet]

ok u got me … I’m perfect

[beth (broccoli stan) @beetsbeetsbeet]

made a list of reasons I hate everyone I know dm for yours ❤️

[beth (broccoli stan) @beetsbeetsbeet]

lib and let lib

[beth (broccoli stan) @beetsbeetsbeet]

exposure therapy but it’s just realizing I won’t die if I don’t speak to my friends for 24 hours

[beth (broccoli stan) @beetsbeetsbeet]

on so much Lexapro you could hit me with a car and I wouldn’t care

[walker @walkercapl]

“Can I bum an… IDEA?”
—The Man Who Smokes Thoughts (2025)

[beth (broccoli stan) @beetsbeetsbeet]

no it’s cool really actually i prefer when my friends ignore me yeah