bgg

hahaha

[Mysil Bergsprekken @SkyrimResident]

Hear me out...

[s. ceren (FEMMEPATH) @turk1shprincess]

crying at this interaction with my almond mom

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

🤨🤨🤨

[Cheapie13 @Cheapie13]

I had 32 beers last night and I’m scared to look through my phone. I’m just going to factory reset it

[🤍skin 𖣐 destroyer🦴 @gloomingly]

i hope this email freaks you out

[lissy @babeygirlmac]

how your email finds me

[(doctor) Alex Grease @dodgonkulator]

doctor: are you sexually active?

me: no I usually just lie there 😜🤙

doctor (writing in my chart): effortlessly witty....and quite beautiful, I might add

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i like some of the gaga songs.. what the fuck do she know about fortnite??

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally text everyone back but they respond right away

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

hope the 69ers win

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

usher gyrating for his life meanwhile travis kelce is backstage busting wooden barrels over his coach’s head like donkey kong

[Megan Kelly @mmegankelly]

Women in sports!!!

[gabaghoul ♡ @gabby_frost]

rooting for them today

[paris rae @parisrae13]

“so am i the shit or the fart?”

[samantha @milkygoddess]

me at 1 day pregnant: omg the baby is craving a vodka Red Bull sugar free