godless hippie skank

critically acclaimed idiot

[S🎧 @wellnessgirlyy]

when 20 yo say shit like “i won’t have kids until like 25” but they don’t know that 25 is literally tomorrow

[brother of a goliath fan @poetrysecrets]

i can tell i've been affected by the decadent society i live in because i now consider the double stuf to be the main oreo

[angel @gxthcxlt]

i think ive felt dysregulated since i was a small child and i would like to . Rest now

[claire rowden @clx1re]

a lot going wrong in my life right now and all signs are pointing to finally seeing the minions & monsters movie in the cinema being the thing that’s going to save me

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

“Forks” from The Bear (2023) is one of television’s great character episodes. Watching Richie finally discover purpose through something as simple as doing a job well turns an unlikely redemption story into the emotional heart of the series.

[chris, most of the time @chrisbecauseidk]

well yeah but only if they have good news and bad news

[godless hippie skank @halpal98]

@grraccemelloo @mikaylaaaa777 congrats grace 😌

[dani @cutestsmallest]

every time I get on a plane they invent a new boarding group so far back that is for only me

[kanoa @heelbitee]

soup is called that bc when u eat it ur so up

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

being a high functioning stoner is WILD because people think I'm smoking to numb the fuck out, when really - I’m an unmedicated, overstimulated, traumatized ADHD brain that constantly fucking feels like its trying to hold a group meeting with 57 screaming raccoons.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

just got off the phone with my close personal friend mitch mcconnell. we spoke for six hours. he told me he is GAY and might be interested in exploring POLYAMORY. i look forward to him returning to work as soon as possible.

[bug @inkbugfic]

chappell roan was so right it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

I love it when r*pists suffer

[Patrick Howley @HowleyReporter]

That was a pre-existing condition

[old tom @culture_coffin]

so you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk and then when i got home i had every intention of calling you but you had already called and you said you wasn't going to call so you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk... i went on one ride god bless me it's fucking summa

[Vivian @suchnerve]

And yes I do think human connection is the point of life. What about it