BOB Designs

Dealers in Gents, Ladies and children's merchandise;// Home of Classy Designs;// Modelling and Fashion School.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

I think we don’t talk much about what they did to Lichuma. He was tortured to the extent he can’t talk, is traumatized, and keeps crying.

Because we are the next victims.

[Eric @amerix]

When fuel prices increase, life becomes so difficult for all of us.

We are not your slaves!

#RejectFuelPrices

[Eric @amerix]

Most people are comfortable with corruption, theft, dishonesty, and injustice as long as it benefits them.

[Raskin Oyugi @Raskinoyugi]

Algorithm ikikufikisha hapa just retweet.

We shall never forget the June 25th Moments.😔💔

[Eric @amerix]

The world is not FAIR.

The fairness trap is a mental prison created by the weak to shackle the strong.

The world is not fair.

It works on the laws of PHYSICS and BIOLOGY.

The lion doesn't care about the life of a gazelle; it just eats the gazelle.

So, is the world fair?

No. It is not.

You are waiting for a referee to step into the game and award you a penalty.

He doesn't exist in this game called life.

There is no referee, there is only VALUE.

If you don't create VALUE, you deserve nothing, and nobody will save you.

If you solve a big problem in a few minutes and get paid big, don't sabotage yourself by judging yourself for earning big in a few minutes. You have solved a big problem in 5 minutes, and therefore, you are being paid for spending 5 years learning how to solve it in 5 minutes.

Kill the judge in your head.

Don't judge yourself.

Be shameless in the execution of your skills.

Is the world fair?

No. It is cold and indifferent. It doesn't care.

Is the hiring process fair?

No. Therefore, bypass the hiring process by networking and marketing your value.

Is the game rigged?

Yes.

So, why play the game of losers?

Men don't play by the rules. They trade their money for assets.

Are politicians fair?

No.

They will never be fair.

Therefore, exploit the loopholes they created for themselves and build your leverage alongside them.

You can choose to complain, or you can choose to step into the ring and become a man of value.

You can continue complaining about fairness or go coldly and shamelessly for the crown lying at the edge of the abyss.

You can continue feeling and prioritizing your fragile emotions or you can start engaging your logic and think.

As others whine, you build tools to leverage your value.

You are either the Prince or the Peasant.

The enemy is not poverty,

The enemy is the void in your head that you have refused to conquer.

Your enemy is the battlefield sitting between your ears.

The choice is yours.

#BetterTogether

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

The worst thing that could happen to you is being tall and poor. Tall people we must work hard. Some of us dont fit in matatus akiangai. And thats the reason I dont go to Lang’ata. Niliingia matatu namna hii nikaskia miguu kweli imekataa kukunjika bwana,kichwa pia ndio hiyo imegusa ceiling,tukigonga pothole namna hii na mimi napokea yangu. Conductor tulikua wawili hiyo matatu,juu pia mimi ilibidi nimetoa kichwa nje bwana. Poverty agwan!

Some of us dont even fit in regular beds. Our legs are left hanging outside like Oscar sudis brain when he enters parliament. Kitanda yetu lasima tupeane measurements kwa fundi bwana. Wewe ukiibiwa na mtu mrefu hii msimu tafadhali elewa,we are trying to leave babylon. Angalau tununue gari jameni. Unajua ata piki piki hatutoshei,juu uko mrefu kuliko mwenye amekubeba. Highway mkiingia namna hii upepo inakupiga unashindwa kupumua karibu mate ikunyonge,meeting unafika umeparara mdomo nikama umelala ukitafuna jivu bwana. Woi mailod jesus christ! Help us or we ask satan to help us

Khabusie!

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

1.3 Trillion is missing from Treasury. But KRA wants to know where the 100 shillings in my Mpesa came from? Umbwa wewe @WilliamsRuto

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Tulisema the most effective way to deal with your spouse after you found her cheating on you,is killing her with kindness. But this is a skill that requires maximum level of Composure. Ukiwapata namna hii bedroom ndio wanaguzishana iyo vitu yao,Dont shout,dont cry. Wasalimie “Habari zenyu” . Then tell them you’re sorry for interrupting,funga mlango rudi sitting room tengenesa kahawa. Sasa juu mdinyi hawezi tokea dirisha,mngoje kwa mlango na umpatie fare. Na umwambie “Take care” He will take it as a warning

Then when you’re left with the wife,Dont talk about what you saw. Infact jifanye hukuona kitu. She will try to apologize but hug her and tell her its okay. Then become overly romantic,ingia ata kitchen pika ugali,pika mrenda,saa ingine pika dengu. Huyo bibi nakwambia hawesi malisa wiki huko aki. In the first three days you will be hearing her crying in the bathroom at 3am.

To make it more interesting,Tafuta gloves ya red. Alafu Weka mayai ndani ya iyo gloves na uihang kwa corner ya bedroom. Akikuuliza ni nini mwambie unafanya research. Buana that woman will never know peace. Huwa anakupigia simu akiwa kwa mama yake kukuambia uendee mahari yako

Psychological warfare 101

They will never teach you this in unifasti

[Kijana ya Misa🇰🇪 @kijana_misa]

Amerix naye anakaanga fala until ujipate in that situwesheni amekuwa akiongelelea kila siku.

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

Loud money will always disappear.

However, silent money compounds.

So,

Save without announcing.

Invest without applause.

Let your accounts grow while your mouth stays closed.

In 2026, don't explain your finances.

Silence protects wealth.

#MasculinitySaturday

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I have tried to echo this issue as much as I can but for some reason your sisters and cousins they’re more clever. Niliwaambia hakuna kitu kama kuangukia mzungu,apana. Ni wewe umetegwo my sister. A mzungu is a very strategic person,remember these people came with bibles introduced god to us,bought mount kenya for 30 shillings and mwafrika sold it,because he thought the mzungu was stupid. How could he buy a mountain?

Mzungu ni mtu anajipanga Europe kama miaka nne,savings ikitosha anateremka kenya,they tell each other how kenyan chics are obsessed with them. Sasa wewe Gathoni from KU doing Journalism kwa kichwa yako unajiambia mzungu ni mjinga unakula pesa yake bure,kumbe uko kwa budget yake ya umalaya. Pwagu kapata pwaguzi. You become a prostitute unknowingly. Na mzungu hawapeangi pesa,apana,he ensures he buys everything for you,including those iphones,so that you can become dependent on him.

You will sleep in 5 star hotels with a fuliza on your two safaricom simcards. Na hakuna maisha ngumu kama iyo,because you become addicted to the lifestyle but you cannot maintain it,so eventually you end up doing the low of lows to access it. Si kuna Mwingine alikua ananiambia mzungu alikua anamkumia kwa kifua buana. Alafu anarecord. Anamlipa 150 dollars. Mzungu anauza fideo huko darkweb

Alafu budget ya mzungu ya umalaya ikiisha anarudi europe kwa bibi yake. Unaachwa ukiwa single mother. Weh! Mimi naambianga hii kijana yangukijaribu kuniletea msichana amekua na mzungu kwa hii boma yangu,you will see of cutting tress. Yani ataona cha mtema kuni. Unaleta malaya nyumbani? Kwani hapa ni Himalayas

Khabusie!!

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

I fear poverty,Trully. But what I fear more is something the lower middleclass call Kutu. Yani dryspell. Na unajua kuna wakati mwanaume unakaanga namna hii unalemewa kudanganyilia wasichana kapsaa. Ata wale walikua wanakutaka kitambo ukawakataa,saii hawakutaki. Unasema wacha niteremshe standard kutoka 7 to 5 angalau niume kitu,lakini bado hakuna. Onge!!

Unateremsha tena,by the time you realize it your standard rating is playing at 0.5. Sahii huangalii sura,ama sende,ama kifua,bora kiumbe iko uhai na iko shimo,bas. That was where I was when I decided to indulge with kamene,not kamene ngoro. This one was tall,but expeditiously fat. Ule msichana karibu aniue aki,unajua pale kwa uwanja ndio uone goal post lazima uinue mguu moja uwekelee kwa mabega

Na mguu moja iko na nyama kilo kama foti faev. Buana hiyo sini kama simiti msima. Nilikua naamka magoti imeisha grease,Juu ya friction kwa matress,nikama nilikua mjengo usiku buana. Ikafika mahali nikaona kweli nitafariki nikiendelea na hii safari,ata caretaker ndiye aliniita nikama aliona nimepoteza mwelekeo,akaniuliza kijana yangu hii ni maisha gani unaishi.

Na Hivo ndio nikawacha ndovu yangu,nikarudi kanisa,kidogo ndio huyo mwalimu wa sunday school ananiangalia na macho ya usingizi. Nikajua uyu anataka kulala na mimi. Wiki ya pili nilikua caanan. Yesu ni mwokozi kweli kweli. Khabusie!

[Eric @amerix]

The debt Moi handed to Kibaki: 600 billion.

600 billion in 40 years.

The debt Kibaki handed Uhuru: 1.8 trillion.

Kibaki borrowed 1.2 trillion in 10 years.

The debt Uhuru handed Ruto: 8.5 trillion.

Uhuru borrowed 7.3 trillion in 10 years!

Legally, Uhuru was allowed to borrow only 2 trillion, but he borrowed an extra 5.3 trillion ILLEGALLY.

By the time Uhuru left, we had paid 7 trillion according to an independent and verifiable forensic audit.

We paid the legal 2 trillion, and also paid Uhuru's illegal debt of 5 trillion.

Therefore, our balance was 1.5 trillion in 2022.

However, the debt has continued to skyrocket, rising from 8.5 trillion to 12 trillion.

This begs the question, who is pocketing our money?

Why is the parliament not summoning Uhuru to explain this blatant constitutional violation?

Why is Ruto not being put to task by parliament on why he continues to abet this illegal repayment?

Why are we paying a debt that doesn't exist?

Today, for every 100 shillings we collect as revenue, 96 shillings is repaying this debt.

A debt that doesn't exist, builds nothing, and gives zero return on investment.

We are only left with 4 shillings to pay civil servants, run the government, and build infrastructure.

We are in chains.

Our children deserve to be told the truth.

We can't hand the country to them that is in debt, in shambles and in chains.

This madness must stop!

[Eric @amerix]

Insult me the much you want, but you must UNFAT.

Refuse to be FAT.

UNFAT!

#FoodFriday

[BOB Designs @beffrine_ke]

@MissLingard14 Vita ya aliens binadamu hatufai kuingilia

[BOB Designs @beffrine_ke]

@Emormor_KE Happy birthday 🎂🥳🎉

[Ja Teso @Emormor_KE]

Kuzeeka is real guys 😂😂 happy birthday to me 🎂

[BOB Designs @beffrine_ke]

Hizo ni za chaser

[Ja Teso @Emormor_KE]

Eloi Eloi , we try again next year

[Ja Teso @Emormor_KE]

The K in my name stands for Kiburi.

[Ja Teso @Emormor_KE]

In my prime days saizi nguo ya Christmas ingikuwa imechill ndani ya sanduku.
I blame Ruto.