beth

i don't give a hoot

[beth @beffruder]

@ciaranpleases can u explain what's happening w the ziplocs

[James @CaucasianJames]

when’s the last time u blew into a dandelion and made a wish? and u wonder why ur life is shit

[meg @bymeg]

I tweet for the girls who started wearing uggs in 2005 and never stopped

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

9:30 am is my favorite time to get up. you get to feel like you slept in just a little bit without feeling like you’ve missed out on much. shout out to 9:30

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

i actually like the weekend more than weekdays for the most part. because on weekdays there’s lots of work to do and not as much time for fun activities. but i don’t have to work on saturday or sunday, so i can meet up with friends, catch up with my hobbies, or just hang out

[beth @beffruder]

@ohhhmagash we love a spotify playlist even if it's a sad girl spotify playlist 🥲

[beth @beffruder]

@magicmanmakarov was hoping this was a stagecoach announcement

[beth @beffruder]

@its_theManno :/

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

i think that it’s okay if you’d rather have a fruity little drink because you can’t shoot a whiskey!

[McFredesque 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @FredTaming]

normalize women naming their daughters after themselves. we need some susan jrs around here

[max homa @Maxhoma]

A big part of getting older is appreciating how cool it is to go to bed early

[trash jones @jzux]

$16 bottle of wine: outrageous. what am i, a prince?

$16 cocktail: I guess this seems about right

[James @CaucasianJames]

i think if a lot of u started ur day with a bowl of cereal ur outlook on life would be much different. instead u leave the house with an empty stomach and empty heart

[beth @beffruder]

@aliraehunt should be at least weekly but ok

[beth @beffruder]

@Ciaran_Cleary hbd cindy

[chase @_chase_____]

saying “this is she” when somebody calls ur cell & asks for u………ah to be an old money aristocrat….

[beth @beffruder]

@wllytrwck sounds like ur gonna move here