Elizabeth

Home is where the Navy takes us ⚓️🚁 @Hillsdale grad • ΧΩ • Princess 👑

[Elizabeth @beffyandthejets]

My dad is watching The Office and explaining to me what’s happening while I’m in the other room. It’s almost like he has no idea that memorizing all 9 seasons is the only thing I’ve truly accomplished in my adult life. 🤔

[Elizabeth @beffyandthejets]

It’s been 210 minutes and still no signs of life on the other line plus a seldom few moments of sanity left on this end of the phone line.

Did I mention I spent 4 hours dealing with this same issue last week too? 🙃😵‍💫

[Elizabeth @beffyandthejets]

Honestly a 189 minute estimated wait time with no callback option should be illegal @TRICARE 😩

[Elizabeth @beffyandthejets]

#Border2Fire #sandiegofires

[Elizabeth @beffyandthejets]

#Border2Fire at 5:45

[Elizabeth @beffyandthejets]

I would love to know the stats for how much bubble liquid actually becomes a bubble vs how much gets spilled by children. I’m thinking 2% bubbles?

[Elizabeth @beffyandthejets]

Thanks urban dictionary for helping me understand the young folk on the social media 👵🏼

[Elizabeth @beffyandthejets]

I just swept up enough food to feed a family of four. Toddlers r the real criminals when it comes to fighting world hunger.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

The left always needs a study to confirm what common sense could have told them years ago.

[Elizabeth @beffyandthejets]

I wouldn’t let him put his fist in my salad #reasonsmysoniscrying

[Elizabeth @beffyandthejets]

If I were president I would want April Ludgate from Parks and Rec as my Press Secretary

[Elizabeth @beffyandthejets]

Can the next iOS update please add Game of Thrones names into the vocabulary?

[Elizabeth @beffyandthejets]

Dear neighbors, Ik it sounds like I am torturing my baby but I’m actually just wiping his nose 🤧#tistheseason

[Elizabeth @beffyandthejets]

I hope I age like Jamie Lee Curtis and Julie Andrews. They r both gorgeous still.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Mentions in Biden's speech:

China: 0
Crime: 0
Inflation: 0
Fentanyl: 0
The Border: 0
Charlottesville: 1
January 6th: 2
Insurrection: 3
Donald Trump: 3
Extremism: 7
Violence: 10
MAGA: 13
Republicans: 16

Priorities.

[Elizabeth @beffyandthejets]

Remember when Jim pulled that prank on Dwight and gave him an edited version of a Mussolini speech? Yeah I think that’s what happened to @JoeBiden last night 😳

[Elizabeth @beffyandthejets]

@its_laurasaurus

[Elizabeth @beffyandthejets]

Whenever I am having a hypochondriac moment, I remember that I’m a main character and can’t be killed off 💁🏼‍♀️

[Elizabeth @beffyandthejets]

Laying in bed wondering why my stomach feels so horrible. No way it could be the entire chocolate bar I downed in a single sitting and hour ago… 😅

[Sophia Coyne-Kosnak @SophiaCeeKay]

I hope I die before I need to truly understand crypto

[Elizabeth @beffyandthejets]

@autumnception Omg what an asinine thing to say. 🙄 clearly he has never spoken with a woman who has gone through the loss of a miscarriage 💔