Beth

my name beth

[Beth @befnayturnip]

whenever I melt butter in a pan I always feel like I’m playing cooking mama

[Beth @befnayturnip]

Apparently I should dress as pitbull every night because I feel FAMOUS #

[Beth @befnayturnip]

as much as freshers are annoying they do give me a god complex

[Beth @befnayturnip]

“I need to get drunker and have more attention” @JakeMcnaugher

[Beth @befnayturnip]

i hate jeans

[Beth @befnayturnip]

Men are actually fully more difficult when they’re drunk

[Beth @befnayturnip]

no surrender September birthday bender

[Beth @befnayturnip]

had my last shift today and I’m already bored what am I supposed to do now

[Beth @befnayturnip]

i need a fucking pot noodle😔😔😔

[Beth @befnayturnip]

no gig at UEA will ever compare to royal blood sorry I don’t make the rules

[Bails @baileyfalgate]

THIS TOO SHALL PASS

My first short film is finally here I might cry!!

Link in bio xx

[Beth @befnayturnip]

my boyfriend gives off the same energy as scooby doo in the live action movies

[Beth @befnayturnip]

who needs olivia rodrigo’s deja vu when when you have cher lloyd’s want u back

[☆ B ☆ @yagorlbex]

Any alcoholic drink mixed with coke is rancid and I will literally die on that hill

[Beth @befnayturnip]

why does paper taste kinda good tho

[Beth @befnayturnip]

cheers mum for the money

[Department for Education @educationgovuk]

All remaining university students can return to campus and resume in-person learning from Monday 17 May – as the country takes the next step on the roadmap for leaving lockdown.

[Beth @befnayturnip]

@KMC6399 at least one would help my bank account🤪

[Beth @befnayturnip]

might as well use the liver that my mamma gave me

[Beth @befnayturnip]

betta add landlord to my CV because no way am I letting these bitches live in my head rent free

[Beth @befnayturnip]

@CakobsJacobs red pesto saved me

[Beth @befnayturnip]

me coming to uni and finding out pesto is a thing