friendoffools

fucked if I know

[friendoffools @begorrahdoom]

@Raidenshred You’re still here 🥰

[friendoffools @begorrahdoom]

Should I start using Twitter again?

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

Making a cup of tea

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

Me whenever someone says pee isn’t stored in the balls:

[melv @manisego]

This man divorced Katy Perry through a text message half an hour before she was supposed to do a show, he’s the last one to speak on how women should be treated

[Dave Roberts @hi_robb]

Put Son’s PS4 controllers in the oven last night to hide them so he’d go to bed.

Didn’t tell the wife, who then put oven on this morning!

[Sam @halaljew]

i think a lot about the old scottish woman who said this at margaret thatcher’s funeral, i hope she’s doing well

[friendoffools @begorrahdoom]

@berniequinn That’s mad funny

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

Another day in Hell.

[David Connors @peterswellman]

Without a doubt RTÉ’s greatest news report ever. Gets better and better at every single turn.

[friendoffools @begorrahdoom]

7 years gone from Ireland and Fianna Fáil the team that drove so many of us overseas are back in power - wow just wow

[RTÉ News @rtenews]

Fianna Fáil leader Micheál Martin has been elected Taoiseach by the 33rd Dáil

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

we deserve more elegant metaphors

[iancanwrite @iancanwrite]

If I mysteriously disappear, this will be why

[friendoffools @begorrahdoom]

@hamishpricenz Liar liar

[East L.A. News @EASTLA_NEWS]

When are charges coming to #LAPD Officer Frank Hernandez ? @MayorOfLA @LADAOffice
https://t.co/hVVIQ5R0LA