🌸AVA🌸

it’s okay to be obsessed with me, that’s why you’re here 👁️

[🌸AVA🌸 @beimpecable]

“You lookin like somebody’s rich auntie” -my best friend

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

Outlook is down and I’m starting to realize how much of the corporate world depends on people sending emails that could have been avoided entirely.

Somewhere, thousands of employees are experiencing peace for the first time in their professional lives.

Microsoft accidentally invented work-life balance.

[Abby🫶🏼❤️‍🔥 @seniorswifties]

whoever is troubleshooting and working on the Microsoft outage for outlook and teams…. take your time

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

EMAILS ARE DOWN AND FAST FOOD PRICES ARE UP!!

keep ignoring your emails & quote this with #chilis3forme and tell us how much you paid for your last overpriced fast food "value meal" and we'll pick 500 people and give them a free 3 For Me on us!!

[Tee🦋 @teeelatricee]

YNs having jobs be sooo funny cause they don’t give a fuck one time I was at Ross buying a coat it didn’t have a tag on it the mf smacked his lips and rang it up for $3.50 and said I ain’t about to go look for that price 😂😂😂😂

[the bitchelorette @Bitchelorette_]

petition for love is blind casting to start requiring a home address

#LoveIsBlind

[Jamila 🔔 @_iamjamila]

This why I turn my brightness down

[staid @staidindoors]

we're putting ms rachel on the $100 bill

[Eggsquisite Armantè M.F.A 🥚 @ExquisiteWill]

AND IT MATTERED!

[ą 🌊🦉 @percanbeth]

“first black..” “first transgender..” “first woman..” “first muslim..” “first palestinian..” “first gay..” “first latina..”

[🌸AVA🌸 @beimpecable]

So let me guess the next few seasons it’s going to be Morgan and Sasha breaking up and making up #NobodyWantsThis

[Netflix @netflix]

Everybody wants this.

[G. F. Allen @AuthorGFAllen]

My love language is a canceled Teams meeting

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Corporate greed is Microsoft making $134 billion in profits last year, receiving $19 billion in tax breaks under Trump, paying a lower federal income tax rate than a nurse and getting rid of 60,000 workers.

“Corporations will create jobs if they get tax breaks” is a total scam.

[🌸AVA🌸 @beimpecable]

Men finding out we drink like our daddies 🥰

[Adam Karpiak @Adam_Karpiak]

my manager: we’re like a family here!

me going to tell my manager I found a family that pays more:

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.

[💕 Bonnie Plunkett 💕 @Notorious_NIT]

If remote work is depressing for you, just go back into the office and leave WFH for a true introvert or a parent of a special needs child. Give up that spot for someone who truly needs it

[Marvo Sneh @marvo_sneh_]

When the 10/10 asks me what I do for a living, I tell her I’m an “asset relocation specialist” instead of a thief. 😂😭

[🌸AVA🌸 @beimpecable]

Coworkers that don’t act their wage why???

[Devin @MrQuilvioVergas]

Just spent $6.06 for a cheesy Gordita crunch. I will be voting in the midterms now