Abhinav Srivastava

Chelsea fc fan, Technology, Defence and space enthusiast 🇮🇳

[Ankur Warikoo @warikoo]

Ma's phone was giving her troouble.
So I scanned Amazon to look for a new phone.
Showed it to her (big mistake).

She checked the price, quietly gave me my phone back, and said "theek chal raha hai - koi problem nahi hai mere phone mein" (my phone is working perfectly fine)

An entire generation trained itself to want less, so that we could have more.
Now that we can give them everything, they have forgotten how to want :((

Our life's comfort has come at a huge cost.
Our parents paid for it in advance.

[Abhinav Srivastava @beingabhinav07]

@beastoftraal Airtel?

[FC Bayern Brasil @FCBayernBR]

Quando a Alemanha ganha de 7 a 1, mas vc é o admin do FC Bayern Brasil 🫠

[Matt Reeves @mattreevesLA]

#FirstShot #TheBatmanPart2 CC:@E_Messerschmidt Here We Go…

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

"You might not fit in the car" 😅

[Ember (हिंदी पिल्ड) @HinduGatsu]

Koreafication of India is near, look at these maugas

[J. Jonah Jameson @JustthefactsJJ]

Time I address the elephant in the room…..There I was, trying to enjoy a Mets game like a normal American. And who shows up sitting behind me? THAT WALL-CRAWLING MENACE! And what is he doing? Save the city? OH NO!!! SITTING IN PREMIUM SEATS PROBABLY PAID FOR BY MY TAX DOLLARS!!!

[nia✩‧₊˚* @nianeedshelp]

I was hiking a mountain and got lost, so i asked a stranger where we were, he pointed at Sebastian Stan as Harvey Dent and that's when I knew, we were at the peak

[sum80 @5UM8O]

India is so full of perverts that all you gotta do is have boobs and shamelessness :

[Salman Khan @BeingSalmanKhan]

Well done Zinta,Congratulations Zinta, Team is playing well …. @realpreityzinta

[Ramesh Srivats @rameshsrivats]

Now that the Strait of Hormuz chokepoint is sorted out, can someone please take a look at Silk Board Junction.

[Jo Kar @i_am_gustakh]

Ab jayega saal 6th Gear mein 🥳

[ANI @ANI]

Defence Minister Rajnath Singh today commissioned the indigenous nuclear-powered submarine INS Aridaman into the Indian Navy

[सौरव दास का बाप @niirmuuuu]

Ajit Doval saab humein kyu nahi utha lete. Zindagi me to kuch khaas kar nahi sake. Marne se pehle pakistaniyo ki maa hi chod lete

[Sab skit @Sabskitkb8]

My heart still waits for texts I know ain’t coming.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

finally accepting that we had nothing and I over romanticizing everything

[Om Sarraf ( ॐ ) @itsOmSarraf_]

ek yeh bhi samay tha