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[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Story of my life

[sev @stevirouss]

“you look really tired” i really am.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Unpopular opinion: Women also spend money on men but they don't make noise like men

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

you're not even watching the movie

me: yes I am

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

if you leave the room i’m in. i will always follow you to the next one. whatever this adventure is. you don’t have to do it alone

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human is upset. that a piece of my hair. was in their food. that is called a garnish. there is no need to make a scene

[Colin Gubbins @RitleySammich]

last night my gf's dad asked me who i was voting for in the midterms and i told him i will be voting for the party who is not trying to overthrow the government and does not have the full support of the Nazi's & the entire room got quiet and looked at me so i said it again

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

the spiders in my house watching me put up spider decorations after killing their brother

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Childhood trauma doesn’t just come from what you experience, it’s also about what you don’t experience.

Here’s some examples:

[Ben Oxlade-Parker @BenOxlade1]

@_ashawndabney Me.

But vaccines work to reduce severity, not prevent infection, questions like this completely miss the point of what vaccines are for!

Reduce severity, reduce symptoms, reduce liklihood of spread, but most of all, reduce the chance of death from the virus/illness.

[… @beingmeg_]

Two weeks in and I already feel dead inside

[Duke Alexander Moore, CTC, EA @dukelovestaxes]

🚨 Student loan forgiveness: Don’t miss these four upcoming dates

[… @beingmeg_]

Yesterday I went back to Dollar Tree for classroom supplies and got some pencil pouches for my kids. (Only $15 this trip!)
Anyway, I am filling them with the basics during my prep today and I open one to find… 🥹 $102!!

[… @beingmeg_]

First day of school and first classroom supply receipt… $42 😅

[… @beingmeg_]

This part

[Lil Bit 🌈 @LizerReal]

This Act includes no restrictions on schools, churches, or other places that frequently contain children. No minimum distance from school grounds. No restrictions at all - except, of course, for our governmental buildings that won't allow guns near those dear policy makers.

[… @beingmeg_]

@Jasmine__ShaRae All while “going to the bathroom” of course. The list is always small (and we’re a big school) so it’s definitely for students that have proven they don’t actually use the pass that’s given to them for it’s purpose despite multiple conversations. (If that makes sense)

[… @beingmeg_]

@Jasmine__ShaRae ISP students have aids with them! No pass list is for students that habitually take the pass & never return (or return after 15+ mins), have been caught drinking or using drugs on campus, have been caught inciting violence, disrupting other classes, etc.

[John Legend @johnlegend]

When the president comes out as anti fascist and pro democracy and you feel attacked… Perhaps you need to do some introspection