William Carson

A shameless purveyor of bombast, writing with a view to the margins. Author of Few Far Fallen and Swallow's Tail.

[Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes]

😂

[Winnipeg Jets @NHLJets]

Division.
Conference.
League.

[John F Kennedy JR @johnfkjuniorq]

And tariffs are OFF, for now.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

FRIDAY - MARCH 14, 2025

Mercury Goes into Retrograde

This occurs three or four times per year. Just often enough to blame the planet instead of yourself when things go wrong in your life.

[Mark Spector🇨🇦🇺🇦 @SportsnetSpec]

This might be the biggest Canada-Russia game since ‘72!

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.

[Harrison Ford @HarrisonFordLA]

Merry Christmas 🎄

[William Carson @beingwcarson]

there will always be - thankfully - those who vote against the rapist, the fascist, the grifter. but to really strive for change maybe the left should really go left, and not worry about trying to appeal to the fascist-curious-but-maybe-not-totally-sold-yet demographic

[William Carson @beingwcarson]

i don’t often post but i thought i’d share this bit of optimism: gen x, raised as we were on hose water and neglect, easily found apathy. millennials are pissed. gen alphas are beautiful and i hope and trust will change the world once the old miserly white men are dead.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Still laughing at this one.

[Francisca Liliana @witchkingreads]

When people ask me if Malazan is worth it.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Marjorie Taylor Greene looks different. 🤔

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Is Biden's message resonating with minority youth? We talked to an elderly white couple wearing Blacks for Trump T-shirts.

[Winnipeg Jets @NHLJets]

Bundle up, a WHITEOUT is coming ❄️

[🐀✨ @crazysexyghoul]

Oof 😰

[William Carson @beingwcarson]

@underscorefunk top secret

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

But they're BOTH so OLD! Gandalf can barely remember his passwords and even forgot that people called him Gandalf (yikes), while Saruman betrayed the Free Peoples of middle-earth and led an insurrection that stormed Helm's Deep. You can see how they're equally bad choices.

[BarDown @BarDown]

"DON'T TAKE SLAP SHOTS INTO EMPTY NETS"