Coco

Carolinian / Chicagoan / Horse Girl / Arteest

[Coco @beinquirky]

@netflix I wrote the promo: He was the most sought-after hairdresser in the state of Missouri. She was the reigning employee-of-the-month in the Navarro Cartel. [MONTAGE]. Together, this unlikely duo will prove they’re a cut above the rest in, “BORN TO DYE”—Coming this Christmas.

[Coco @beinquirky]

Laura Linney’s hair is fire on this season of Ozark. @netflix, I want a spin off about her hairdresser plz.

[Coco @beinquirky]

Please put “well… this was sufficiently awkward” on my headstone. This is my last will and testament. @MeanGirls

[Ché 𖤐❥✞ @ItsGirllCode]

Do ya ever see someone's tweet and you're just like...But this is you. You just subtweeted yourself?? Do you not realize??? What is going on

[Coco @beinquirky]

@midsizered “Bolder”? Sounds spicy.

[Coco @beinquirky]

This morning I threw the curtains open and the rod came apart, dumping them on my head. This is an unsafe workplace. #WFH

[Coco @beinquirky]

Me after commenting “YOU SHOULD USE CHALK PAINT!!” in my mid-century modern furniture restoration @Facebook group just for the heck of it #chaoticmillennial

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

Smooth like butter, pull you in like no other.

[Coco @beinquirky]

Gonna miss my weekly “a-light-summer-salad-sounds-nice” experiment, in which I see how long it takes a bag of unopened lettuce to turn into slime #stemjob

[Coco @beinquirky]

The Venn diagram of people that bulldoze through a moving packed train to be by the doors and people that line up for a flight before their group is called is a circle #HotTake

[Coco @beinquirky]

I’ve been saying #VaxedWaxedAndReadyToRelax, but that’s a lie. I’m not waxed, and I haven’t relaxed since 1997. Apologies.

[Coco @beinquirky]

Why does @forensicfiles hit different in a hotel room? #ForensicFiles

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Things I’m most excited for this Super Bowl Sunday in order:

1) food
2) commercials
3) chips and dip
4) little finger foods
5) chips and salsa
6) bigger finger foods
7) the game

[Coco @beinquirky]

Dexter watches @ChicagoFire with me 😹 #chicagocat #taylorkinney #yas

[Coco @beinquirky]

Not pictured: food baby 🌯 #gottacatchemwall https://t.co/YigF3RL0yC

[Coco @beinquirky]

IT HAPPENED!!!! #gocubsgo https://t.co/e8DMxFqIf8

[Coco @beinquirky]

Maybe next year... #Cubs #Chicago #CurrentMood

[Coco @beinquirky]

@AMCTalkingDead when does she find the time to shave her armpits in the zombie apocalypse? #thatishsmooth

[Coco @beinquirky]

7. @ Sears Tower https://t.co/dlT7ODMjgq

[Coco @beinquirky]

Fly the W!! 💙🐻 Been saving this from #openhousechicago #gocubsgo https://t.co/yn78q7Rex0

[Coco @beinquirky]

I wish I was an Olympic athlete just so I could eat 10,000 calories a day. #Rio2016