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ok now this is epic! 😌 ♥️🖤🤍💚

[r (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @bekqss]

I did a thing.. @jonnysun

[United Nations Geneva @UNGeneva]

The Independent Int'l Commission of Inquiry on the Occupied Palestinian Territory presents new report to the UN Human Rights Council.

"The evidence shows that Palestinian children have been deliberately targeted & killed by the Israeli security forces."

https://t.co/vMARqOLxpC

[r (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @bekqss]

@kemimarie Hi! Could you send me the link pls! ☺️

[Dr. Yasir Qadhi @YasirQadhi]

No one deserves to be shot brutally in public, sliced open by the bullet of a cowardly sniper.

Hence, I condemn in the strongest terms the targeted assassination of at least 1500 Palestinians by snipers - many of whom were women and children collecting food - by the IDF cowards in Gaza.

And I condemn in the strongest terms the shooting of over 1000 Palestinians living in the West Bank in 'clashes' instigated by Isareli forces.

And I also condemn in the strongest terms the bombing and intentional killing of over 70,000 civilians in Gaza by the genocidal regime of Netanyahu.

Anyone who justified or mocked those deaths deserves no sympathy and is no hero - even as the same verdict above holds true for them as well.

Dying by violence does not cleanse a legacy of justifying violence.

[r (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @bekqss]

She’s so close

[Financial Physics @FinancialPhys]

There’s nothing more to add to this

[r (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @bekqss]

Classic blue check mark user thought experiment

[Richard Hanania @RichardHanania]

Let's say Jeffrey Epstein wants to have sex with a 14 year-old girl, and will pay her $10 million. The money will go into a mutual fund that will pay out when she's 21. The girl agrees, as do both of her parents. Should this be allowed? And are you male or female?

[r (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @bekqss]

@ConcernedApe

[r (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @bekqss]

Bring back the 140 limit

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

DEAR MEN,

If you are married, and your wife goes to the gym but you don't, I have to tell you something. At the end of the gym session, there is something some gyms call "warm down", while others simply call it "stretch".

Your wife will lie on the ground facing up, her arms spread in surrender, while the gym instructor stands between her legs.

He will then take one of her legs and streeeeeeetch it to the extreme end until she unleashes some sound that I can guarantee you has nothing to do with pain. He will then do the same to the other leg.

He will proceed to hold various parts of her anatomy and push and pull them widely like he paid dowry for her.

Then he will grab both legs together and push them towards her head, making her have this pose taken straight out of Satan's adultery guidebook.

She will make that sound again!

You need to see what these women wear to the gym to understand this pose.

The institution of marriage is being burnt alive in these gyms.

When done, in a voice your wife has never used when talking to you, she will say goodbye to him and assure him that "kesho tutafanya ile ingine". She will have a genuine smile and his fisi enzymes will be at their most aggressive.

As an elder, I must warn you that gym instructors are replacing us!

We either go to the gym with these ladies or ban gym visits altogether.

Don't say the servant of the Lord didn't warn you! #MasculinitySaturday

[r (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @bekqss]

At your service sir 🫡

[r (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @bekqss]

@_milkmop Men simply cannot be friends

[r (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @bekqss]

@CarterWright7 So true

[r (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @bekqss]

Shut the fuck up stupid bitch

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@garyblack00 I had more kids in Q2 than they made cars!

[r (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @bekqss]

@_milkmop Hey don’t talk about my friend like that 🤬🤬🤬

[r (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @bekqss]

spending the last 4 days alone and doing nothing really makes me think i could use an so 🤢

[mirs @_milkmop]

@peachpitmusic hello Sir Pit per chance would you be willing to tell us the location of the Afters? Warmest Regards -

[r (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @bekqss]

@_milkmop Preciate it 🙏🏼

[r (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @bekqss]

Why I oughta vibes

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Whatever ugly

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

Breaking News: Anthony Fauci has COVID

He's octuple vaccinated and quadruple masked, and yet the 'rona still found a way. SCIENCE!

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@_milkmop @KelicePeeblessx ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[r (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @bekqss]

love that 4 days ago i was at the brink of internal bleeding so now i have to take drugs that make me extra sad and am still expected to function as a human being……… misery

[r (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞ @bekqss]

lmao

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

A party more moderate on all issues than either Reps or Dems would be ideal