TexasBornMemphisForged

Tiger and Longhorn fan, reader, and mom. Founder of William’s Walk.

[TexasBornMemphisForged @bektex]

If you’re not watching, what are you doing????

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

We are all Cabo Verde

[TexasBornMemphisForged @bektex]

@fiago7 The shock on Messi’s face at the end of regulation says it all.

[AO @AmericanOutlaws]

Bout that time

[David Hoffman @TrustlessState]

If USA beats you in the World Cup

That country has to call it Soccer until the next World Cup

New rule I just made up

[TexasBornMemphisForged @bektex]

@TrustlessState I’ve been saying this for years.

[ᏦᏋᏋᏦ® @KikiF_7]

Dear England, We just wanted to make you aware; We have officially adopted the Scots. They are family now. We will be in touch to negotiate your visitation rights.

Signed, The Americans.
🦅🇺🇸💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🫶 #Scotland #America🇺🇸

https://t.co/facOKOMmeo

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[TexasBornMemphisForged @bektex]

@PaulBrown_UK I really wish you’d have explored Memphis. Graceland is fine, but it’s a horrible part of town. There’s so much more to Memphis.

[TexasBornMemphisForged @bektex]

@uiyui_jk Find the 5 states that you hear the most negative news about, and choose one of those. They probably have the most down to earth people, the best food, and the most freedom.

[TexasBornMemphisForged @bektex]

@TheLaikYobaz We found the anti-Freddy. He’d probably be having a better time if he just had fun.

[The American @American_Conf]

A powerful closing statement from @MemphisFB Head Coach @CoachHuff in Washington DC today with Senators Cruz and Cantwell on the Protect College Sports Act👏

#BuiltToRise x @TigersAthletics

[TexasBornMemphisForged @bektex]

@coop_dawg9 @fiago7 YASSSS, mane!!!

[TexasBornMemphisForged @bektex]

@fiago7 I know you’ve been through Tennessee already, but come back through Memphis. Completely different than the rest of the state. And, best food in the south.

[TexasBornMemphisForged @bektex]

Our mouths to God’s ears. 🙏

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

If the Big 12 kicks Texas Tech out over the gambling scandal, who would be the best replacement to get back up to 16:

[TexasBornMemphisForged @bektex]

@FreddyLA7 I hope you found a local to explain to you. It has to do with University of Auburn sports.

[TexasBornMemphisForged @bektex]

@HumansNoContext You love Memphis, she’ll love you back. Still love ZBo. Always will!!

[TexasBornMemphisForged @bektex]

@KellyScaletta Regan saluted, Clinton saluted, Obama saluted, Biden saluted. Did it bother you then, too?

[TexasBornMemphisForged @bektex]

@CombatingAutism @DissidentMedia She wasn't worshipping, she wanted the attention on herself. Unless you would randomly start worshipping during a wedding or funeral, you don't really believe this, btw.

[TexasBornMemphisForged @bektex]

@MikeWingerii Logos for reading and https://t.co/1FFRhqDuOv for listening.

[TexasBornMemphisForged @bektex]

@RealPaulHarrell @MikeWingerii https://t.co/gxRpgvBgI3 on iPhone is a good one.