bela simmons

va • chi

[aisha ⋆﹒༚𓂃⊹ ࣪ ˖ @jirtibby]

the old period stains on my underwear perfectly leading me to where i now should place my pad

[mya ⋆˚✿ @sparklingpeach_]

the weed smell mixing with the notes of a fall candle and some cookies

[Twitchell @twitcheII]

This looks like a screenshot from an ai generated mini-drama where she walks in on her husband having sex with a dragon

[bela simmons @bela_simmons]

what’s mayor brandon johnson’s plan to address the finance-bro-keeps-backpack-on-during-rush-hour-on-the-trains epidemic

[Dr. Abdul El-Sayed @AbdulElSayed]

Money out of politics.
Money in your pocket.
Medicare for All.

Michigan...

We won. I am so proud to be your Democratic nominee for US Senate. Let's win in November.

[bela simmons @bela_simmons]

using the bus in chicago is arguably worse than waterboarding

[scar 🗡️ @cerseidefender]

smoking a joint with brienne of tarth and she says thank you each time it's passed to her

[bela simmons @bela_simmons]

i’m about to pay an etsy witch to curse the england soccer team i’m so serious

[Ernest Strawfield @FKAGEORGEY]

Mitch McConnell the type of dude who would die and a bunch of spiders and worms burst out of his body

[bela simmons @bela_simmons]

#hopecore

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Donald Trump gets booed at Madison Square Garden.

[bela simmons @bela_simmons]

i have a solution to this problem but some people won’t like it

[bela simmons @bela_simmons]

every new trump headline is like “stupid mcfarty defunds objectively good thing because his teacher was mean to him in high school”

[bela simmons @bela_simmons]

demi moore has such sinister energy. like i know she’s patient zero for the elon musk microchip

[TexasBlue @MakeTexasBlue22]

One of the speakers outside the Supreme Court today was Norman Wong, 76, the direct descendant of Wong Kim Ark, the Chinatown cook who was behind the 1898 case that affirmed birthright citizenship for all. It was not until much later in life that Wong found out about his prominent relative, a measure of how deeply ingrained birthright citizenship has become in the American consciousness and how rarely Wong Kim Ark’s case is taught in schools. “They will be shamed for history if they get this wrong,” Wong said in an interview outside the Court. He attended with his wife.

[uninspired beige @TallForNxthing]

Kristi Noem at a podium trying to frame citizens as terrorists

Her husband at home:

[World Baseball Classic @WBCBaseball]

The slide, the spin, the celly 😮‍💨

[dk's wife @loumndstat]

adrien brody: michael b jor-
timothée: