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i’m prettier on insta but funnier on twitter

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Do men ever just like shut up

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gnocchi, potato pancakes, hash browns, mashed potatoes, fries, ITS ALL DELICIOUS

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anything potato based is good

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being from new jersey is a perfect example of something that isn’t mental illness that feels like mental illness

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one reckless trait of mine is never checking myself for ticks after engaging in activities that i should check myself for ticks after

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i have a lot of self destructive tendencies but my worst by far is acting like i don’t have ibs

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i used to think your birthday suit was a fancy outfit they put you in right after you were born goodnight

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don’t worry guys i told him to get his eyes checked!

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a guy just told me my celebrity look alike would be jessica alba with darker hair how could i NOT have a god complex

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a guy just told me my celebrity look alike would be jessica alba with darker hair how could i NOT have a god complex

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if you have one of those cases that show the apple logo stay away from me- here is a photo of what i’m talking ab for reference:

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imagine being able to digest lactose. couldn’t be me.

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imagine spending time and effort developing a logo for your app only for gen z to go into shortcuts and make it into a pastel yellow square

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all im saying is i never met a bad bitch who could also digest lactose

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don’t you hate when men

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a guy once told me i seem more of the “avocado toast type” than “eggs and bacon type” - i said wrong ✨cinnamon toast crunch✨

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if ugly men have one thing it’s the audacity

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my first red flag should have been when he said “i used to be kinda sexist but you’re actually cool” but like he had a mustache at the time 🥵

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i’m sorry but going to any italian restaurant with more than 3 locations spread any further than within the lines of one state is against my family values.

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have y’all ever blocked someone after they told u that u don’t know good italian food because you’ve never been to olive garden and u view that as an act of violence or are u normal

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have y’all ever blocked someone after they told u that u don’t know good italian food because you’ve never been to olive garden and u view that as an act of violence or are u normal

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y’all if i catch feelings for one more pisces man...no i didnt❤️