Bella Bauer

2,568th in line for the crown

[Bella Bauer @bellagbauer]

anyone wanna give me a Black Friday deal on the venmo requests they’ve sent recently

[Bella Bauer @bellagbauer]

quick appreciation post for The Crown. before i watched this show i legitimately thought prince philip was the queen's boyfriend who would just hang out some times

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

“What that mouth do?” argue bye.

[Bella Bauer @bellagbauer]

*a bag of cannoli filling, not in shells

[Bella Bauer @bellagbauer]

do you think cannoli filling counts as a liquid going through airport security

[Bella Bauer @bellagbauer]

okay yes The Wing was probably a stain on the history of feminism but I did just do my makeup in a public park next to an Apple Bank so I get what they were going for

[Bella Bauer @bellagbauer]

I hope I made whatever tourist who just saw me eating cold pizza on the street at 10am really feel like they’re in New York now

[alina 寧 @seapearlangel]

medium length hair is like purgatory but for girls

[Bella Bauer @bellagbauer]

every time I go on a road trip i’m reminded that a man has yet to adopt a highway for me

[Bella Bauer @bellagbauer]

i have managed to convince myself that salami is in a food group of its own. It is not meat, it is not fat, it is not healthy nor unhealthy. it simply is. i am free

[Bella Bauer @bellagbauer]

@whatifwekissrn wait is there a keeping up ep I missed

[Bella Bauer @bellagbauer]

who’s the snitch that came up with printing the price of the book on the book

[Bella Bauer @bellagbauer]

happy Mother’s Day to my mom who answered my call today with “hey so I’m thinking about filing for bankruptcy”

[Bella Bauer @bellagbauer]

@lil___saddie euphoria! on a weekday! my god boys are dumb

[Bella Bauer @bellagbauer]

what they dont tell you about covid! by day 6 youll be so online that you find an italian insta account dedicated to paul bettany and jennifer connelly's relationship and spend 30 min on it even tho you never knew they were a couple and aren't really a fan of either of them!

[Bella Bauer @bellagbauer]

normalize using holiday gift guides to get ideas on what to buy for yourself

[Bella Bauer @bellagbauer]

i gasped

[Bella Bauer @bellagbauer]

the most tragic part of this whole video is that people can still be unhappy despite having a six burner Wolf stove