Matthew Bellman

[Matthew Bellman @bellend83]

@robinharper8 @banksie83 a very valid reason for pausing a game!!

[Matthew Bellman @bellend83]

@robinharper8 @banksie83 that is cheating

[Matthew Bellman @bellend83]

@banksie83 @robinharper8 how did you win it if it was null and void???

[Matthew Bellman @bellend83]

@robinharper8 @banksie83 idiots..... All three of you!!!

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

A rabbi, a wheelchair and a rape walk into a pub...

I haven't got a punchline yet but it's a promising start right?

[Rob Turner @RobCuffyTurner]

@eadie11 Man Utd fan just asked me where he should go on holiday "You cant beat the Canaries this time of year." I said.

[Matthew Bellman @bellend83]

@kevpirate I'm in fareham..... What are you doing???

[Matthew Bellman @bellend83]

@Mikeycoo sorry mate didn't understand a word of that........

[Matthew Bellman @bellend83]

@Lou_Rog @banksie83 @richgooner1886 @neiljamesthomas @cescabethell @robinharper8 Cunts

[Matthew Bellman @bellend83]

@whee1986 @richgooner1886 @mikeycoo oh right thanks mate..... You are really good thanks mate.... Yeah cheers mate .... NO

[Jake Humphrey @mrjakehumphrey]

“@JennieGow: “@TelegraphSport: Alonso and Hamilton crash pic” #f1”

Remarkable photo!!!

[Matthew Bellman @bellend83]

@richgooner1886 @lou_rog yeah loving a fucking good cook...... Not pancakes though.. #ncfc #fuckingace #ricekrispies

[Matthew Bellman @bellend83]

@banksie83 @mikeycoo so banksie is really happy that norwich got a point. I think he supports them!!

[Matthew Bellman @bellend83]

@Mikeycoo he is a japster!!! #spursmustbefuckingshit

[The Canaries @AllAboutNCFC]

NCFC News! Late Kane move to Norwich http://t.co/z0Tk0Kfx #NCFC Pls RT

[Matthew Bellman @bellend83]

@KevinCooper107 @eadie11 what for mate? Are there a few players about?

[Matthew Bellman @bellend83]

@robinharper8 only saying what I heard mate!! Bit worrying if you ask me!! #hewontmakeyouagoodteamyoufuck

[Matthew Bellman @bellend83]

@KevinCooper107 @eadie11 what's happening in farnborough tomorrow??

[Matthew Bellman @bellend83]

@robinharper8 haha...... Dick

[Matthew Bellman @bellend83]

@robinharper8 no he said he couldn't wait to play in the champions league..... Oh dear have you had to lie to sign him!?