when you've retired from solving crimes to grow marrows in the country and someone informs you that there's just been a murder in the neighboring village
Joan of Arc (date not known) by Annie Swynnerton (1844–1933), English painter, first elected woman member at the Royal Academy of Arts in 1922 who was also an active feminist and suffragist #WomensArt
TIP: If a friend ever says they have a chocolate lab, do not get your hopes up when you are going to their house because they are just talking about a dog