british (extremely derogatory)

GOBLIN ZONE (she/her)

[tradewife @tradewifey]

“Nonbinary roommate” is one of the great commedia dell’arte characters of the modern era

[Quinton Reviews @Q_Review]

no country for young sheldon

[zoë @zoeweeeemama]

They’re pissing me off at the pissing me off factory

[maybe: clare @clur19]

wearing all my Christmas gifts at once

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Don’t smile don’t smile don’t smile don’t smile

[british (extremely derogatory) @belliboo2]

Just a simple Hobbit making the grand trek from the Shire (my apartment) to Mordor (my workplace)

[powerful wizerd @powerfulwizerd]

The grandpa in Willy Wonka preparing to return to the factory:

[Emma Mont (She/Her) @theemmamont]

The Plan? Spend millions to get a pedophile elected, and then tell everyone he’s a pedophile

[mau @rllydu]

im using heavy machinery that you cant operate while taking medications you cant pronounce

[unregistered hyperkate 2 @kathrwn]

just got the call. fired. I was the DEI coordinator at Area 51. my job was to trans the aliens and then inject them with fentanyl. they all died but that’s not important.

[Andrew J. Salazar @AndrewJ626]

I'm about to re-enact National Treasure...

[Alex @midsmoker34]

If you’re going to see Nosferatu in hopes of there being a spongebob cameo dont even though waste your time. He’s not in it

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

broke: I'm having a panic attack
woke: I'm having a Tony Soprano moment