bella jarvis

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

manager: you’re late

me: i can turn around & go home if its a problem

[Tim Unkenholz @timunken]

My landlord doesn't want to see tires in the garage

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

sneezed in the middle of the night and my bf was too busy sleeping to simply wake up and say “bless you” ??? guess the honeymoon phase is over…

[Desmond Sutton, MD @DesmondSuttonMD]

It should tell you something when the people whose job is to deliver babies are telling you how important access to safe and legal abortion is.

[julia hava @binchcity]

Aside from all the other valid reasons why abortion should be legal, from a psychological perspective, feeling unwanted is one of the most profoundly traumatizing experiences a child can have. It takes years of therapy to even begin to work through that parental trauma

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Otis and Troy. They thought they were going to be the same size, and now Otis is convinced he's shrinking. 13/10 for both

[Maddie Mier, MD @MaddieMierMD]

I was a young 2nd year resident covering the nursery service overnight when a woman was admitted to be induced & deliver a baby with multiple congenital anomalies not compatible with life. She didn’t learn of these anomalies until after the gestational age for abortion.

[frogan @fr0gan]

BANNING ABORTION DOES NOT STOP ABORTION. IT STOPS SAFE ABORTION. PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE.

[Graham Walker, MD @grahamwalker]

Just so we're clear: the pregnancy that ends up in the wrong spot, like the fallopian tube? The one that will NEVER turn into a baby and will rupture and kill your wife, daughter, or sister? Terminating that fetus is also an abortion, and they want to ban those, too.

[jas ✨ @mculokii]

johnny depp dealing with clown rottenborn at day 7 court trial:

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Just drove home without gps i could be on that show Survivor

[JD @TheDonlon94]

This is two daschunds in a trench coat

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

How can I make this football game about me

[he/theyo kojima @sleepdealerrr]

Kanye schedule today

[MALIK. @maliktheoracle]

Pete Davidson: