if you’re ever in an awkward social situation, try placing a full grown blue whale on top of your head. social anxiety can’t hurt you if you’ve been crushed to death
PARENTS, please check your kids candy this Halloween. I just found the One Ring forged in secret in the fires of Mount Doom, which the Dark Lord Sauron poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.
What does Cale Makar, a #StanleyCup champ, Norris Trophy and Conn Smythe Trophy winner, have for breakfast on his Stanley Cup day? Pancakes! And he made them, too. (Calgary, AB) @Avalanche@NHL@HockeyHallFame