kelly

you’d think i’d have a pretty good kermit impression by now

[kelly @bellykeach]

a boy complimented my eyebrows and then asked to make me dinner is this considered a proposal of marriage???

[big shelley @notshelleyjo]

When I’m being given my day and my daily bread: 😍🤩🤑

When I’m being forgiven, my trespasses : 🤪🥳🥰

When it comes time to forgive those who trespass against me: 😷😒🤮

[kelly @bellykeach]

mrs lovett is a sustainable queen

[kelly @bellykeach]

lord grant me the strength to stop buying dresses that look like tablecloths

[kelly @bellykeach]

sorry i didnt reply to your email i was busy saving 15 different recipes for crispy potatoes

[kelly @bellykeach]

not to be that person but i did this as a seven year old at my church’s fall family festival

[mazzy @mazzypopstar]

The way I eat kit kats like this now

[kelly @bellykeach]

@aguiar12l it’s still too high hahaha

[kelly @bellykeach]

why

[kelly @bellykeach]

sometimes i use goodreads to find new books for wyatt but there’s something so funny about marking goodnight moon as “want to read”

[kelly @bellykeach]

romance is ALIVE AND WELL FOLKS

[jack rem @jackremmington]

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen hahahahah

[kelly @bellykeach]

i fear that targeted instagram ads are extremely accurate and successful

[kelly @bellykeach]

tracy and liz’s argument in season 5 when tracy says “im as happy as a clam who wants to kill some woman”

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

What's your favorite 30 Rock joke?

[kelly @bellykeach]

no more hacks please. weve had enough

[kelly @bellykeach]

got a new purse the other day so it’s time to spend the next two weeks workshopping the correct strap length

[kelly @bellykeach]

me? oh im just doing some research*

*clicking through the various shipment tracking tabs

[kelly @bellykeach]

wyatt is a big fan of scooting around his crib and bonking his head on the bars and then screaming until someone moves him