quality shitposting

my therapist said humor is a great coping mechanism !!

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@rocko_tweets but it is a meal made of oats☝🏻😗

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shaving my coochie for first day of school ❤️

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@rocko_tweets physically, i am not well. but i do feel ✨𝓈𝓀𝒾𝓃𝓃𝓎 ✨

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The most humbling experience you can go thru as an individual is sharting while also vomiting out of your mouth and nose. Like that right there is a juice cleanse.

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@rocko_tweets Romans 5:3 says to rejoice in your suffering because suffering produces endurance but so far all I have is hemorrhoids :///

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i told my friend i was having diarrhea and her response was “i’ll pray for you”
jesus ain’t need to know bout my bootyhole problems????😩

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when u get the walking farts running down stairs>>>😩✨❤️🥰

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but...
ladies...
make sure yo man washes his butt crack w soap in the shower. i stg some men think wiping their ass is gay and I ain’t ever getting romantically involved with a crusty ass bitch.

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“can yall suggest stuff to do while i’m bored at home for the next two weeks”
“Might I suggest Mario kart, Macrame, and Masturbation✨”

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“I used to pray to God to take away my ass hair”

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i am reviving this account simply to start a thread of quotes from Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova’s show UNHhhh

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“How would you want to die?”
“Dropped into a volcano.”
“Okay but like that can’t happen.”
“That’s outdoorsy!!”

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fuck a zodiac sign i wanna know if u spread or clench when turning a bidet on

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@rocko_tweets Respectfully, blocked & reported❤️✨🥰

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starting a club called Lowes Hoes

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i can’t wait to have a baby so i can yeet it into a pool like a bath bomb and spark controversy on twitter