Ben “The Rock” Johnson

I believe the Loch Ness Monster to be real

[Ben “The Rock” Johnson @bemjohmsom]

Reheating day old coffee in my Hurley from Lost mug in the microwave

[Klara @klara_sjo]

You've heard of JD Vance?

Well, here's 3D Vance.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

It is imperative that we elect Democrats who have never seen The West Wing

[TV’S ALEX PTAK @PtakTestKitchen]

ME TRYING TO REMEMBER THE NAME OF A GUY I KNEW IN HIGHSCHOOL: unngghh gahhh hgggggg

THE MICROPLASTICS IN MY BRAIN: you are sexually attracted to Optimus Prime

[Ben “The Rock” Johnson @bemjohmsom]

@MarkSpr41550954 The patient is alive, well, and courageous

[Ben “The Rock” Johnson @bemjohmsom]

This is what they do to you if you can’t pay at Texas Roadhouse

[Ben “The Rock” Johnson @bemjohmsom]

standing up to a bully and saying “why don’t you pick on somebody of your own stature” in my best Jimmy Carter voice

[Chris Black @donetodeath]

I cannot think of anything worse?

[MULT @mult_band]

New single “Blackout” drops this Friday 8/9

Presave link in bio

[Ben “The Rock” Johnson @bemjohmsom]

@mrmaggiano What if I told you about the guy that lives in your shed unbeknownst to you who is terribly afraid of spiders 🤔

[sascha @SaschaAmato]

The Verge interviews Werner Herzog, 2016

[Ben “The Rock” Johnson @bemjohmsom]

Rohan, you strike a hard bargain

[Ben “The Rock” Johnson @bemjohmsom]

TFW another weekend in Chattanooga, Tennessee is right around the corner

[Ben “The Rock” Johnson @bemjohmsom]

when I was 11 I was in the barbershop and I overheard a guy talking about waterboarding (?) and I’d recently kneeboarded for the first time at the lake and I thought that’s what waterboarding was so I yelled “I love waterboarding!!” and everyone got quiet and glared at me

[Ben “The Rock” Johnson @bemjohmsom]

@mrmaggiano Bruh we don’t have to ask it’s all you ever talk about anymore

[Ben “The Rock” Johnson @bemjohmsom]

@mrmaggiano No man that’s real please I could really use that payment so let’s get this figured out asap

[Ben “The Rock” Johnson @bemjohmsom]

This is the most hostile work environment I can possibly imagine

[gumm @Gumm_usa]

Amazing show happening this Saturday, our sister band Mult is rocking the house, get tickets here https://t.co/jp3gtdQecf
And don’t miss us May 16th at the Boneyard with some great friends.

[Ben “The Rock” Johnson @bemjohmsom]

It shouldn’t have had to be a coworker that told me this

[Ben “The Rock” Johnson @bemjohmsom]

Someone really should have told me that I had an entire piece of gum sticking to my ass at the boneyard last night.