stewart (cold and limp)

I make playlists (@5abmcp) and do freaky cr*p in the garden

[stewart (cold and limp) @mrmaggiano]

Okay yeah go follow me on bluesky it feels less terrible over there

[Jack Bensinger @JackBensinger]

UFC 🤝 piano

[stewart (cold and limp) @mrmaggiano]

I will never stop praying 🙏

[stewart (cold and limp) @mrmaggiano]

Imagine if you got a push notification every time some casserole-bringing rando from your grandparents church prayed for you

[stewart (cold and limp) @mrmaggiano]

Imagine if you got a push notification every time some casserole-bringing rando from your grandparents church prayed for you

[stewart (cold and limp) @mrmaggiano]

@katie_witham11 If you had vision and heart you too could serve like this

[stewart (cold and limp) @mrmaggiano]

Hailey Welch is known for her viral “Hawk Tuah” comment.

[stewart (cold and limp) @mrmaggiano]

She just bankrolled the rest of your life, put a little more effort in bloke

[Charli @charli_xcx]

george did the apple dance!!!!

[stewart (cold and limp) @mrmaggiano]

@bigashhighthots A sense of humor tells you a lot about a person’s body

[stewart (cold and limp) @mrmaggiano]

@baby_bunnicula Ew

[stewart (cold and limp) @mrmaggiano]

@baby_bunnicula 9/10 they’re the sexiest in the band

[stewart (cold and limp) @mrmaggiano]

@SardYard Yep that’s them officer. That’s the fish that’s been haunting my dreams.

[stewart (cold and limp) @mrmaggiano]

@headacheposting @baby_bunnicula Get her ass 🔥

[stewart (cold and limp) @mrmaggiano]

This is a tell-tale sign that this app is dying and we’ve been seeing it for years now. The same viral content reposted ad infinitum like a content ouroboros.

[Dr Shrimp Puerto Rico ☘️🇧🇷🇲🇽🇯🇵🔻 @LadPsycho]

That one Fantastic 4 rap scene go crazy. Shit is ill as fuck. Lil Ugly Mane's daddy right here.

[stewart (cold and limp) @mrmaggiano]

@SardYard Okay I’ve basically been expecting something halfway between @headacheposting and a fish with a pacifier, but I will add this data to the mix!

[stewart (cold and limp) @mrmaggiano]

Dreamed that I finally hung out with @SardYard but didn’t realize it until she tweeted about it later because I actually don’t really know what she looks like

[stewart (cold and limp) @mrmaggiano]

@joe_binky_ I will! I’m always so honored when someone attempts to break through my hard hater shell

[stewart (cold and limp) @mrmaggiano]

I have made the grave mistake of engaging with kendrick/drake twitter

[stewart (cold and limp) @mrmaggiano]

@joe_binky_ He is objectively the one to choose, but I do not understand the hype post DAMN

[stewart (cold and limp) @mrmaggiano]

@joe_binky_ No offense if you’re a fan but they’re all quite silly to me, arguing about which middle aged millionaire is cooler. They’re all lame!

[stewart (cold and limp) @mrmaggiano]

@baby_bunnicula Didn’t know this existed. Must research.

[stewart (cold and limp) @mrmaggiano]

@dolphinbristol @WickedWave_ @ilyclemmie @49InARowe What did Antonoff do then?