There are 2 types of people in this world: those who can't relax when there are dishes in the sink and those who don't even notice them.
And they end up marrying each other.
The joy I felt watching a video of a guy explaining how his 23yr old friend complained about how his ex girlfriend is so childish, throws tantrums and how he took her virginity. Just for him to find out the girl in question his friend dated is 14yrs old. When confronted, his friend’s response was “well my dad is 10 years older than my mom so it’s completely normal”????
Anyways he had his friend arrested for rape and his friend’s mom was mad about it talmabout “we could’ve settled this in-house”.
I’ve never been more proud. Glad to see men holding other men accountable❤️
Anonymous confession:
Last Night as I was walking home from an event. I decided to take a short cut past the cemetery. Three college aged young ladies walked up to me and explained they were really scared to walk past the cemetery at night, so I agreed to let them walk with me. I told them I understood and I used to be scared too when I was alive. I have never seen anyone run that fast in my life!!!
I would like to thank our realtor who told us to keep enough batteries on hand to change the battery in all of our smoke detectors just in case… that “in case” came tonight… in the middle of the #icestorm
Christmas trees only use the past and future tense as they believe the present is beneath them.
https://t.co/q5MQ4gmsUi #Presents#PresentJokes#Joke#Humour
Found out last week that I have #GravesDisease but I haven’t really had any symptoms until the night I started the meds for it. Now i’m going on day three with not a lot of sleep. So annoying. #chronicillness#insomnia#IJustWantToSleep
I run every day for 15 minutes. If I miss a day l add 15 minutes to the next day.
This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I'm supposed to run for 3 months.
I think the most agreeable thought among 30 somethings in their first few years of multiple children is “how did I not take over the world in my 20s with all of that free time”
@ThrillaRilla369 The Ziploc bags with the sliding zipper thing on them. Heck, the Ziploc bags that actually zipped up. We always used the sandwich bags with the fold over thing that you tuck in, there was no leak proof at all.