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things happen for a reason

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

Best GIF ever

[Joe @electionsjoe]

I... Wow... Hunter Biden with a really good analysis of what happened last night.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I’m so glad discovering music is endless

[Cynthia Ozumba @CynthiaOzumba]

Nobody is glowing like the coworker who is about to quit!

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

Here’s my take away from my recent 1v20 debate on Jubilee:

MAGA is one of the most repulsively idiotic political movements in history.

[Masked_saiyan101 @DbsContents]

BLEACH HELL ARC MANGA IS OFFICIALLY SET TO START SERIALIZATION AFTER SAKAMOTO DAYS ENDS IN THE COMING WEEKS HOLY SHH😭‼️. Kubo about to bless us alongside the final Bleach TYBW season

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

this is honestly an excellent celebratory and motivational speech from Mamdani at the Knicks parade. i'm ready to run through a wall, and i'm not even a Knicks fan

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Hating your job while simultaneously being grateful for your job is so frustrating.

[J. Jonah Jameson @JustthefactsJJ]

Outside doing WHAT EXACTLY????

New York is in the process of being burnt to the ground,

And yet here we have the “hero” dressed like a Knicks fan standing on top of a taxi in the middle of Manhattan like he’s the Grand Marshal of a parade NOBODY approved of!!!

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America, a warehouse store. A fully roasted chicken costs five dollars, the raw chicken beside it costs seven, and I stood between them like a man between two truths.

Golden. Hot. Seasoned. Spinning in glory under the lights, in a line of its brothers. Four dollars and ninety-nine cents.

I checked the raw birds. Seven dollars. Pale. Cold. You must do everything yourself.

This is not commerce. Commerce does not move backward. Somewhere in this building, mathematics lies defeated.

I asked the man at the counter. "How is the cooked bird cheaper than the raw bird?"

"Been five bucks forever. They keep it that way."

"But the store loses."

"Yep. On purpose."

On purpose. I held my receipt with both hands.

In my land, a lord who lowered the price of rice in a hard winter was remembered for generations. They built him a small shrine. This store does it every day, with chicken, and tells no one.

A woman behind me grew tired of my reverence. "It's just a chicken, sir."

It is not just a chicken. It is a wound the merchant takes on purpose, so that anyone, on any day, with five dollars, eats like a lord. The bird is the message. The price is the vow.

I will confess: I bought two. I did not need two. The second was not hunger. It was gratitude, and it was delicious.

Some prices are not prices. They are promises.

I return every week now. I take one bird. I bow toward the deli, briefly, so as not to alarm the staff. They have begun nodding back.

The vow holds. The bird turns. Five dollars.

Long may it spin.

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

BATMAN JUST PULLED UP READY TO SAVE THE CITY.

[NEW YORK KNICKS @nyknicks]

NEW YORK FOREVER
WE DID THIS TOGETHER
THE CITY'S ALIVE
KNICKS IN FIVE

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Maurice W @iamMauriceW]

Love that this is not Ai.
Just New York being New York

[The Paradox @TheParadoxBand1]

Look mom, we’re on tiny desk!🤘🏽🔥 @nprmusic

[Dear World @dearantlers_]

"You're allowed to think about the worst case scenario, but you gotta do something about it"

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

Might be the best video I've ever seen

[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

This is all because he got booed last night. What an absolute chode.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

I PROMISE YOU THAT THE UFC EVENT ON THE SOUTH LAWN WILL BE THE LARGEST GATHERING OF DOMESTIC ABUSERS AND SEXUAL PREDATORS IN WHITE HOUSE HISTORY 👍