Jøhnnÿ

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Jøhnnÿ @john_keveen]

A story

[Jøhnnÿ @john_keveen]

@Night0wl58 @khuliso_Neels @PatrickNkone1 @cnehshuga So he can mess up when “racing” in a public road and get himself or someone else killed. Just say you love the thrill to die lol

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New trailer for the ‘SEKIRO’ anime series.

Coming soon to Crunchyroll.

[Jøhnnÿ @john_keveen]

@idiot_witness @TemiXo_1 Looks like you misunderstood, you mention that abortion doesn’t save lives but it does depend on the situation. Hope that clarifies things

[Jøhnnÿ @john_keveen]

@idiot_witness @TemiXo_1 Depending on the situation, so can abortion, hope that’s clarification helps

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

This Father's Day, give him what he really wants:

[gem @giannascoli]

if alcohol can shorten your memory imagine what alcohol can do

[kenzie @kenziesoleil]

literally yes. what kind of dumbass question of this? if no woman on earth wanted to be pregnant, i would enthusiastically support the end of the human race. i’m being so serious

[pea♡ @polkapea]

im not homophobic but i think alot of the sexualities are really unnessecary 😭

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

The president cancelling tv shows he doesn’t like & memeing about it on social media is a dystopian nightmare.

10 years, the very thought of this occurring would have been uncontroversially anti-american.

MAGA has destroyed our country.

[Nerdula @Nerd_ula]

there's definitely gonna be a scene where yoshi speaks a full sentence with donald glover's regular voice and then goes back to saying "yoshi"

[parks @parkersity_9]

if u 16 and pregnant I’m not giving up my seat on the bus, u stand there and think about what u did

[Physical Media Matters. @CHA0S4REEL]

‘SCARY MOVIE 6’ is about to OFFEND an entire generation of snowflakes.

We need it!

[Lu for Alaska @luinalaska]

If Kanye passed the bar before Kim it would be the pettiest thing to happen in 2026. Potentially the decade. This is a level of petty that transcends mere mortals. It’s inspirational.

[Jøhnnÿ @john_keveen]

@FeechiNaomi @grok what movie is this called

[HustleBitch @HustleBitch_]

🚨 SHERIFF CONFIRMS: "YOU WILL NEVER BE ARRESTED FOR MISSING JURY DUTY"

Sheriff Javier Salazar goes on camera and puts one of America’s biggest quiet fears to rest.

Miss jury duty? The worst thing that happens is you get a LETTER saying you missed it.
There is NO warrant. NO arrest. NO jail.

Law enforcement will NEVER call you threatening jail, NEVER demand Bitcoin or Apple gift cards, and NEVER ask for cash, personal info, or credit cards over the phone.

If a caller is rushing you, scaring you, or saying you’ll be arrested - it’s fake. It's a scam. Period.

Have you ever worried you’d get arrested for missing jury duty?

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Vladimir Putin:
"I want ordinary Western citizens to hear me.

You are told to blame Russia for your problems. That is a lie. Your hardships are the result of your own elites' greed & their selfish interests. We are not responsible"

[` @ymmayerr]

That fake checkup before asking for a favour is crazy fr

[Nicolas Cole 🚢👻 @Nicolascole77]

Video games are a healthier use of time than social media scrolling.