Ben Boulder

He’s gay!

[Ben Boulder @ben_buddies]

@damintoell - Not that into mayo

@3YearLetterman - in fact just some random clown named Dave

@PerryALPHA - 100% hetero alpha. Absolutely nothing else happening there

Now @Howlingmutant0 - weird savant-posting f@gg0t actually just a regular dude

Don’t touch your idles folks

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Getting doxxed from Goodreads gotta be the lamest way to go down of all time

[Ben Boulder @ben_buddies]

@jarvis_best Is that the gym with no weights or machines just saunas, showers and a members-only steam room?

[Ben Boulder @ben_buddies]

@MarkR61313442 @Cliffor18175753 Buddy the engine in your overpriced truck has parts made in factories thousands of miles away from each other and it all comes together through the miracle of a modern economy. You couldn’t ride out a weekend in bumfuck Beaverlodge or wherever without the conveniences it provides

[Ben Boulder @ben_buddies]

@Bunny_ngl He was paying car insurance when she was a twinkle in her daddy’s eye

[Ben Boulder @ben_buddies]

@Howlingmutant0 @clemm1928 You’re gonna scare each other real bad if she ever wakes up and you’re still there

[Ben Boulder @ben_buddies]

@WalterAdamczyk4 @AdamLowisz @PerryALPHA #WALTER2012

[Ben Boulder @ben_buddies]

@GenXWolf Wth man that shit is potent he could have just taken 2 a few hours apart smh

[Gen-X Wolf™ @GenXWolf]

Came and went at the same time.

[Ben Boulder @ben_buddies]

@PerryALPHA Not my favorite hole but definitely top 5 👍

[turkqiz🐺 @maplejonesbaba]

not pearl engaging in intrasexual competition with an 8th grader

[Ben Boulder @ben_buddies]

@horselover21115 @DanRidesPA Next thing you’ll tell us is that the name Maurice “The Rocket” Richard sounds like a gay name. No way, buddy.

[Ben Boulder @ben_buddies]

@Howlingmutant0 You could be explaining the technical specs of your new laptop and I’d still assume it would end with you getting molested

[Ben Boulder @ben_buddies]

@justalexoki No sex in the sanitarium

[Kevin Fortin @nitrof_nivek]

Chorus:
It’s Doctor Cure-All
Who has a remedy for everything.
(It’s Doctor Cure-All)
(Who has a remedy for everything.)
Verse 1:
The patient arrived
With his whole nose swollen.
(The patient arrived)
(With his whole nose swollen.)
He cut off (He cut off)
A piece of nose (A piece of nose).
Ah!
Chorus
Verse 2:
The patient arrived
With his whole ear swollen.
(The patient arrived)
(With his whole ear swollen.)
He cut off (He cut off)
A piece of ear (A piece of ear)
A piece of nose (A piece of nose).
Ah!
Chorus
Verse 3:
The patient arrived
With his whole finger swollen.
(The patient arrived)
(With his whole finger swollen.)
He cut off (He cut off)
A piece of finger (A piece of finger)
A piece of ear (A piece of ear)
A piece of nose (A piece of nose).
Ah!
Chorus
Verse 4:
The patient arrived
With his whole arm swollen.
(The patient arrived)
(With his whole arm swollen.)
He cut off (He cut off)
A piece of arm (A piece of arm)
A piece of finger (A piece of finger)
A piece of ear (A piece of ear)
A piece of nose (A piece of nose).
Ah!
Chorus
Verse 5:
The patient arrived
With his whole belly swollen.
(The patient arrived)
(With his whole belly swollen.)
He cut off (He cut off)
A piece of belly (A piece of belly)
A piece of arm (A piece of arm)
A piece of finger (A piece of finger)
A piece of ear (A piece of ear)
A piece of nose (A piece of nose).
Ah!

[Ben Boulder @ben_buddies]

@jarvis_best @PerryALPHA Wrong Palestine

[Ben Boulder @ben_buddies]

@jarvis_best @PerryALPHA may have some insight
https://t.co/cc8hGTzFzp

[Ben Boulder @ben_buddies]

@PerryALPHA Perry’s going deep cover as a transgender Puerto Rican prostitute and is getting to the bottom of this case one way or another

[Ben Boulder @ben_buddies]

@PerryALPHA Perry let’s play fuck/marry/kill with the people in these photos. Don’t worry about the middle choice since you’re already married (to a woman)

[Ben Boulder @ben_buddies]

@damintoell The face of a man whose wife just told him they have to cut their sauce budget from $1500 to $750 so they can save for their kid’s college

[Ben Boulder @ben_buddies]

@PerryALPHA “I’m not even Greek”

[Ben Boulder @ben_buddies]

@_carlbeijer He looks like Eric but this is really more of a Tim bit

[Ben Boulder @ben_buddies]

@PerryALPHA @bryan_johnson Perry’s over here donating his bussy to science but heaven forbid you take five minutes to fill out an organ donor card…